bacon and egg

 

bacon sandwich or bacon roll

Bacon Sarnie

 

Bacon butty - Ketchup or Brown Sauce

ketchup, though my preference is two sandwiches with one brown one red

 

bread - brown or white

White for bacon.

 

Bread : Sliced bread or doorstep?

oh sliced every time.

 

smoked bacon or unsmoked

Smoked

 

Streaky or Back?

back

 

grill or fry

Fry (do it with streaky it goes beautifully crispy)

 

Coffee or a cuppa with it?

ooft, neither im an oj girl with a greasy sandwich, but ill plump for coffee

 

breakfast in bed - yes or no

(can forgive the oj)

 

No not for me

 

Hotel brekkie - cooked or continental (or both)

Cooked

 

Juice oj or tomato

 

 

oj

 

smooth or with orange bits?

with bits

 

oj drinking out the carton - ok or no way

OK

 

Oj...shop bought or squezzed at home

definitely okay (as long as you're not offering to guests)

 

orange juice or pineapple juice

Pineapple... Especially if sharing

 

Jam... Strawberry or apricot

Strawberry ... Never enjoyed apricot

 

Scones : Jam then cream (cornish) or cream then jam (devon)

devon for sure

 

jam donut or custard donut

Cornish.... 

 

Scones with tea or coffee

Jam

 

Tea

 

Tea : Black or Green

Why is Cornish sad face... Never heard of it Devon style...Devonshire tea here is always served jam then cream....stop confusing the convict...you can't send us here and spect us to do shit right

Black... But with milk

 

 

Water or cordial... Just accept soft drink is the work of Satan an not an option

water for me, on my third pint already today

 

golf - cool or uncool

Uncool...stupid excuse for a long boring walk

 

Darts... Cool or not cool

(layering up a scone, it goes scone, then cream, then jam - only the queen has it the other way round)

 

Cool - working class pub games are cool and  throwing sharp metal things around while drinking

 

Pool - cool or not cool?

cool, love pool although im crap

 

old mans pub or trendy bar