I really think we have bigger fish to fry

Little fish taste better than big fish

Fish taste better beer battered and fried.

Beer tastes better from a keg than from a bottle or a can.

The best thing to do with a keg of beer is keg stands

I don't get keg stands...why drink upside down?

Keg stands never looked fun to me either

Never look a gift horse in the mouth

I've never received a gift horse

Never bet on the horses

Been through the desert on a horse with no name

When walking through the desert you tend to come across a few mirages

Walking across burning coals

Walking across the hot sand is burning my feet

Burned my feet on hot concrete at the waterpark

It was so hot I got sunburned at the waterpark 

So I got a hot pretzel because I seem to be doing nothing but eating lately

There's nothing better than a hot pretzel and a good beer cheese dip.

Always telling my granddaughter nothing good happens after midnight.

Telling all be careful because all the crazies come out after midnight

After midnight we're gonna let it all hang down

The new year doesn't start after midnight on January 1st.

Hmmm...is midnight the start of a new day, the end of the previous day, or both?

It's a beautiful new day

Enjoyed the beautiful weather today...low 70's, lots of sunshine...perfect day