I wanted pizza last night but my favorite pizza joint still doesn't deliver 😞

I smoked a joint, then I really wanted a pizza.

My joint is a pineapple gummy and I bet it would go great with pizza

I know a great joint to go dancing.

We haven't had a great dancing club here in years

I knew years ago that I love club crackers with cheese and grapes.

Cheese and grapes sound like pregnancy food lol

Cheese and wine sounds like a good idea

Sounds coming from my belly are not good.

Good things are coming

We're coming into our good weather now

Now I've got a good idea to what we can do next.

I've got no idea what comes next

What kind of idea is that

I kind of like that idea

That is a really crazy idea

Crazy times call for crazy ideas

Don't you dare call me crazy

Don't call me late for dinner 

Dinner is going to late tonight

I'm ok with a late dinner as long as I'm not cooking it

I'll be cooking dinner but I'm not doing dishes

You cooking and me on dishes sounds like a fair trade to me

That sounds like a fair idea to me as well

Since everything's fair then any idea on what's for dinner?