Zip day

 

A day to reflect and be thankful for well zips. 

Away yi go an bile yer heed day..

 

For all those times that we need to put up with all the pure numpties and their pure numptiness...

Switcheroo, switcheroo.... this game has been neglected too long.... and on International One Hit Wonders Day why not give it a second life... I do believe we are up to B..... so down under this was a one hit wonder.....

 

Video Killed The Radio Star - BUGGLES

I am the one and only - Chesney Hawkes

 

A strangely precient title from young Chesney there. The lad knew what he was talking about.

Come on Eileen - Dexy's Midnight Runners

^^^ this is where we get into muddy waters, they has more than that over here ? 

^^^ Yes well I'm sure there are some Aussie artists you'd consider one hit wonders and I can rattle off a whole catalogue of hits... although, usually neighbours stars have one hit here and a plethora in England... hmmm... ???

Well Craig mclachlan and Stefano Dennis come immediately to mind. ? 

Those songs weren't even released in Aus... well Craig's was and it flopped, so not a hit.... but didn't even know Stephan had a song, must have been made for the British market.

 

 

Orinocco Flow - Enya

Accidentally Kelly Street - Frente

SWITCHEROO.... SWITCHEROO...... well with our Kentish lad off to the US of A in under a week ..... lets do a list of thinks things he should not pack for Treking the Grand Canyon and 'recovering' in Vegas..... One simply should not pack....

 

Grenades ... pretty sure they wont let you on the plane with those buggers.... and if you you thought headbutting Australian cricketers that turned out to be not Australian at all caused an internation event just try packing some grenades in your luggage.

Hot hot hot chillies...

 

Cos the lack of a serious toilet could get a bit messy...??

Idiot spray ... the locals might get offended not realising its just a brand of spray on after sunburn relief.

High heels, hard to hike in them

Jousting sticks.... they are not appropriate to use as walking sticks.

Weed, because you know, it's illegal to bring on a plane. 

Kookaburra because  Gray Nichols would probably do better in the environment.

Queen Elizabeth, for obvious reasons like she's old and probably can't make the hike

Lions... they might look pretty on the cricket helmets but pretty sure they would have a negative impact on the environment.

Mankini..

 

Cos you just don't know who will insist on rubbing on the suncream in the hard to reach bits .. oh and you will probably scare the wildlife...

 

Just sayin....?

 

but hey .. I'm being judgy again.. I could be wrong and it might all turn out a rather pleasant experience and no wildlife harmed..!!

 

See.. i made it all better.. I'm getting good at this positivity shite stuff .. ?

Edited October 14, 20187 yr by Wee fluffy me
My S fell off...?

nipple clamps..... because they might be fun but pretty sure they would be rather nasty while trekking... talk about ya chaffed nipples.

Odd shaped balls...?

 

Especially if your wearing your mankini..?

 

People will stare ... people will stare I tell you 

Pimms..... it will let everyone know your a pom......

I'm retracting my P.... and doing a new one....

 

Perfect Head refillable water bottle as per the example in Stick of the Day.

 

and because Jillar gave us a brillian Q entery earlier..... Queen Liz.... I'm just gunna skip right along to R....

 

Red Jacket .... I believe the North American colonials are some what anti British gents in red jackets.... best not to re-hash old wounds.