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djeet yet? ?

 

Did you eat yet? 

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    Virginity.... but at least chicks get to keep the box it came in.

  • Wee fluffy me
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    Hot hot hot chillies...   Cos the lack of a serious toilet could get a bit messy...??

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    @Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?   White.... and here's a picture of a polar bear having relations with an albino horse in the snow:          

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Edgy - watch oot

 

Like as kids in school smoking, if someone seen teacher coming they'd shout EDGY and we d all drop oor fags and walk off 

 

 

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Flog - 1. Steal, 2. Sell, or 3. Masturbate

 

 no its not regional we just like to make it hard for youse to know what were on about.

 

1. ie “Wheredja get that Bill? I hope ya didn’t flog it” .... "Course I frickin flogged it."

"Where did you get that from Bill? I hope you did not steal it" ..... "Of course I stole it"

(someone who steals (flogs) something is NOT called a flogger)


2. ie "Areya gunna fix up ya old car?" .... "Yeah- Na! I reckon I’ll just flog it instead!”

"Are you going to have your old car repaired?" .... "No, I think I'll just sell it instead"

(Someone who sells things or flogs them off is NOT called a flogger)

 

3. ie "Pork Chop's havin a flog"

"Pork Chop is busy masturbating"

(Someone who masturbates IS a flogger.... this is also often used as an insult... "Don't listen to steve he's such a flogger".. said with total disdain.... oh an cos were Aussies and everything has multiple meanings and intentions it can be used almost affectionately like saying you silly duffer... ie someone does or says something a bit naff and you say "Oh ya flogger" and everyone laughs)

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Gdansk - I know sweet FA about the place, but like the name. Nearly as much as Gdynia. 

Isle of Wight 

 

it's neither a town or a city but I'm having it anyway..?

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Liverpool, Doreen would never forgive me otherwise. 

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MELBOURNE ... the most livable city in the world... well it was! .... now its frickin number 2.

Nancy, France. I have it on good authority it is named after one of the greatest quitters here. 

Raleigh (always reminds me of the bikes)

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hmmm I feel like I should fizchick the U then post the V for myself because your a cheeky bugger and I know what V you are going to post and I;m on a boycott until they do a re-count.

 

 

10 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

hmmm I feel like I should fizchick the U then post the V for myself because your a cheeky bugger and I know what V you are going to post and I;m on a boycott until they do a re-count.

 

 

 

Play by the spirit of the game Jo, if not by the rules.

Post your U.

Come on do it.

Do it now.

Come on Jo.

 

You may be pleasantly surprised.

Got to be honest I really doubt it though.

 

 

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Maybe its time for a switcheroo???? Where is that changeable marsupial when you need him...

 

*deep breath*

 

Upper Ferntree Gully

 

 

Vladivostok

 

One of those places we heard the name of on TV adverts as kids (a long, long time ago) and the name just stuck. 

 

Who am I kidding?

 

It has to be the newly crowned number one city in the world to live. 

 

Vienna

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^^ Yeah well last time Vienna was the most livable city the Hapsburgs we in power and we all no who that turned out. Its a conspiracy I tell you!

 

Washington.

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