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oops... eager beaver

Was going to say St Joseph for J because... seriously in those days who takes the word of a preganant teenager that your engaged to and you know you've never slept with her that she's pregnant and still a virgin and its a miracle from god... either the biggest fool in history or the greatest, most loving caring man ever...like to think its the second which makes him a bit of a hero for sticking by her and being dad to a kid that wasn't him. Well done St Joey.

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    Virginity.... but at least chicks get to keep the box it came in.

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    Hot hot hot chillies...   Cos the lack of a serious toilet could get a bit messy...??

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    @Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?   White.... and here's a picture of a polar bear having relations with an albino horse in the snow:          

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By the way thanks for the link, just looked up Jacka, a great Victorian as well as a great Aussie then?

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Yep... we had a great teacher in primary school (had a lot of great teachers in primary and some in secondary) who twice a term would make us draw a name from a hat of someone he thought we should know about and then we had to research it and do a presentation to the class... so effectively we learnt about all of the people. They were usually people who had fallen through the cracks of history into obscurity, deservedly famous in their day but forgotten by time... it was the best 2 years of schooling I had (grades 5 & 6) because he was such an inspirational teacher.

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^^ K for Kennedy yeah?

 

L.... hmmm..... L is harder than it should be... do I have an L.....

 

OH... got it... C.S. Lewis for giving me a whole other world to escape to when i was a kid and that was what I needed.... yep, hero to me.

^^^ very much like

 

Could go with the obvious,  but a little departure

 

Mikhail Gorbachev

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^History hasn't given him a as much recognition as he is due.

 

OK... its switcheroo timeski ... and its Sunday... so its Sunday Slang Spectacular.... maybe some of the A-northies will come play today...

 

 

Nunya - None of your or None of you.... example:  "Nice ta see nunya buggers bothered to do the frickin dishes"  or "It don't matter wot the frick I was doin cos its nunya business"


(Translations: "Its nice to see none of you bothered to do the dishes"  or "It does not matter what I was doing because it is none of your business"

Off the back of a lorry - Stolen

 

as in

 

"A pony for a smartphone?"

"Yeah, it fell off the back of a lorry"

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^^ We say that too... cept it fell of the back of a truck... and you better be careful it doesn't burn ya fingers cos its hot.

Peely wally - pale, under the weather..

 

Haw Senga, you awright yer offy peely wally lookin..?

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Here, Senga, are you okay you are very pale looking...

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Qweet - to re-tweet on Twitter... its a mix of quote and tweet.... "Mum I just got queeted by lmnop".... who is the coolest year 10 in the whole school.... um what are you doing with a twitter account?????????

Rosie Lee - Tea

 

I think I'll put me plates up and av a cuppa rosie

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Spewin - Greatly disappointed.... short for spewing ... "I was fricking spewin I missed the footy on the telly sarvo"..... I was very upset that I missed the football on the television this afternoon."   .... oh lookit, you got too s's... cos I gived yas SARVO as well.

Taters - Cold

 

The full expression is Taters in the Mould, but we only ever use taters.

 

Gonna get me a cup of rosie to warm up, it's taters out there.

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Spewin - Greatly disappointed.... short for spewing ... "I was fricking spewin I missed the footy on the telly sarvo"..... I was very upset that I missed the football on the television this afternoon."   .... oh lookit, you got too s's... cos I gived yas SARVO as well.

 We use spewin to same reason and also for being sick..

och the poor we sowel was spewin all night ..

 

I have no u but am desperately waiting on F to come around......impatient-smiley-emoticon-1.gif

Uppers, specifically On your uppers - extremely short of money

Uppers in scotland are drugs like cocaine and ecstasy! Ones that make you energetic!

 

V has to be very good. Aye very good. Said sarcastically a lot. 

^^^ Hey Weegie, agree with that, same here for Uppers. How did you get on at the regatta this weekend?

 

Wazzock - mild insult, kind of stupid sod.

 

 

Omg it was amazing no medals though boooo. Hey it was scorching ive got a tan ? brill party afterwards. Lovely part of scotland that fife. Really green and lots of water. 

Bristols, from Bristol City - Tits

 

As in she has a lovely pair of bristols

C'mon we no at F yet....

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Choob - making an idiot of yourself 

 

Will you sit doon yir makin a right choob of yersel, so yi ur..!!

C'mon... before it's bed time .. 

@Sslippy, you got an E man....

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Ooopps sorry slippy and thank you?

 

Okay then  I got away with calling lots of people Fud on Friday every time they said wabbit season..????

 

Fud = vagina but only when you're calling somebody it normally a male

 

 

Ooofft that guys a pure fud....

 

 

 

 

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