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Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face, and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mom asked, "Really small, was it?" Sally replied, "No, salty."

Crushed bro

Congrats, sorry I missed the party. Did you sip on the shine like last year? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyeDgrsgXu0

Took me like 3 weeks :)

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Monday 20 March 2017 Only 61 days away

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bakon "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Chrispy: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." bakon "As if." Chrispy: "Yeah, just ask your sister." bakon "I don't have a sister." Chrispy "You will in about nine months."

Mammy wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Boo was sitting next to Mammy and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Mammy jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Boo poked Mammy again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Boo poked Mammy again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"

Is it too late to get you a cat

Um Boo, I'm gonna need a refill

Nothing really to add, just wanted to let you know I found a pic of you at the beach

I will eliminate the road rage

Easy Ladies Back to -4

Congratulations Boo

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