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For heavens sake, do you know how hard it is now? 2 truths are difficult to come by. 1. I have just been watching the commonwealth games swimming. 2. I can't watch Chad Le Clos without smiling at the thought of his dad. 3. I feel cheated that Ben Proud got disqualified in the swimming.

Jersey is between England and France, famous for their milk and tax breaks (at least in the past). It has a population of about 20, so the Aussie team should hang their heads

Getting grassed sounds like fun, would you recommend?

1 Lie. Not long after, but not the first thing. 2. True. Delicious. 3. True. I'm sad, need more ice cream.

Pope Innocent XI. He was the first pope ever to urinate and thought the word piss too common. Is asking for a Pooh bear a recipe for disaster?

Do you mean something else to me when you say grassed?

Do you prefer grass to mean something different?

Fairly short lived in the UK, but good fun!

Do you not love the great variety we have in the language?

Cosi You're a child. That's what makes you so fukcing scary.

And for those of you not already jealous of the 11 year old flown half way round the world to play ping pong, she won in her opening match as well https://video.eurosport.co.uk/table-tennis/11-year-old-anna-hursey-wins-on-commonwealth-debut_vid1079240/video.shtml

I prefer Jerusalem to God Save The Queen

grass = snitch if that helps?

Do we need another youtube video to explain the english language?

Mens 200m Freestyle is looking a good final later today

A bit late now you've grassed?

Don't Bring Me Down - ELO What do you think of the games so far?

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You're too hot and fiery for it to stand a chance! How hot is it in the city?

You think maybe I could have used it in the 2 truths game as a fact?

Our secret or had you forgotten that?

In the same way squares should be! Can you handle it?

I reckon she has more street smart than me, don't you?

You have doubts about our Jo's innocence?