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Gday NOPE for today C

G’day NOPE ( did you know HOPE rhymes with NOPE.... sorry I get amused by the small things sometimes) C

G’day NOPE starts this day C

G’day The ode They will not grow old As we that are left grow old Age will not weary them Nor the years condemn At the going down of the sun And in the morning We will remember them Least we forget

G’day NOPE C

G’day NOPE starts my day C

G’day Not One Puff Ever C

G’day how Easter eggs are made

G’day NOPE.... Not One Puff Ever ( replace “Ever” with min, hour, day as required ) C

Gday try the screenshot thing again

Gday The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

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G’day thats a NOPE for me C

G’day NOPE makes my day C

G’day NOPE to start my day C

G’day My grandparents fought for the 8 hour work day. So the day consisted of 8 hours work, 8 hours sleep and 8 hours Leisure. With our city’s getting so big and that job for life doesn’t exist any more so we are forced further afield. A commute is getting part of life now. You cant sleep on a bus or train or behind the wheel ;( You can’t work on a bus or train and I don’t want to be an Uber driver. So that leaves the commute time to come out of you leisure time.... we are going to be so much poorer for that C

G’day an Embarrassing Robbery!! A thief entered a house in mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money. The man started sobbing and said, “You can take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.” Thief: “You must really love your wife!” Man: “No, but she will be home shortly”.

G’day Not One Puff Ever...... NOPE C

G'day World NOPE to start my life C

Gday Nope at the start of the Day C

G'day world That's a NOPE for me C

G’day NOPE makes my day C

G’day World NOPE and I claim the day C

Gday NOPE starts my day C