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G’day Never ever found a ‘sixer’ ...... only ever ‘fives’ thought it was just an urban Myth

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G’day Jo Big Congrats you Sooo .....deserve this

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G’day On my morning walk I stepped over a packet of cigs and noticed half dozen odd cigs were left. I remember as a smoker I would have picked those up. The x smoker in me said go back and prove yourself and crush them with your heel. I’d gotten a few paces by then and the 5 years of not smoking said.....don’t bother walking back you’re long past having to prove yourself. And I did just that!

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Gday good on ya champ..... we’ll deserved!

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G’day Jo Why muck about? Just get a snag that you like and squeeze out the guts. Wet your hands so that form the thinnest pattie. That way when you fry it off you get the max crisp surface before you crumple it. PS using the meat out of a good Italian type pork sausage is a great way to make meatballs to add to tomato and spaghetti.... quik easy midweek meal

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G’day Biscuits are basically scones. You’ll understand those. The gravy is more like a white sauce don’t get confused with the gravy name. The lump bits in the gravy is sausage. American sausage is mainly sage spiced where uk usually include Mace or nutmeg. Not always in sausage skin but often as a patty. Not that different though. I recon you would eat it even with the diferent names. And trust me if you eat porridge you’d eat grits.

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Jesus wept!!! Enough muckn about. I’ll fire the first shot across the bow. Breakfast. Keep it simple. A freshly egg layer this morning at dawn. Yes I’ve got chooks. Poached in the microwave and onto a warm unbuttered toasted English crumpet. Cut through and watch the warm yolk run into those holes! Salt cracked black pepper and consume

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Gday An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way. Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it. The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, son - it's a local call".

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G’day There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.' 'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said. The Receptionist replied; 'Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.' The man replied, 'You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??' 'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated loudly. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'What is wrong with your ear, Sir?' 'I can't piss out of it,' he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter

G’day Congrates.... You Sooo deserve this.... Give yourself a bloody Well Done! regards Chris

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