bakon

I miss the 90's but also the 70's. Only a kid, but it was cool.

That's a favorite.

I miss laughing at all the dumb things we did on purpose. Working the other day looking for someone reported to be jumping off railroad bridge to commit suicide. Bridge is high but unless you dove head first, you might break a bone but won't die. So I played on it a a kid and my old middle school best friend was at his mothers outside loading a truck. I pulled in neighbors drive way and snuck up behind him. Full uniform and police car, his mother , now 70 is on front porch watching with his wife and two daughters in their 20's. I haven't seen chuck in ten years if not 15. I put a finger up to my lips so the ladies see not to alert him. So I get close and scare the shit out o him. We laugh and talk for few minutes which turns into half hour His daughter laughing at every story including our friend Mike jumpin off railroad bridge with an umbrella just to see if it would work. Any bad group in a movie the mrs will say "that was you and your friends" and I have to say No we were much worse.

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Another list. Add something that popped in your head that might be long forgotten or something you miss on a regular basis. I miss being a dumb kid. I knew the answer to everything and naturally let everyone know I already had it figured out. I miss some people not posting so much anymore I miss drinking beer without having physical effects of a belly or big head the next day.

Somebody here, in need of a spanking, is possibly waiting to quit. Not being able to think of a good reason to wait to start a quit...... How about listing some of the lame excuses you have used to avoid quiting Like "I just bought a carton. I will quit when they are gone" Or I have a party Friday.

She is already on cheating team by not having a stick

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When someone tells me my wife told them something nice about me. Last was my boss and a few women from work at a wedding. "Heard your quite a wonderful guy doing everything and she couldn't have made it without you" referring to the chemo process. Second was at a grocery store. Asked a woman years ago where the parmesan sprinkle cheese is kept. I had looked at deli and all the cold places. She started walking me to an aisle and then stopped and asked "is that a pick up line, cause it will work". Maybe not the best compliment but pretty good one since I only wanted cheese and she was hot

Very post has rules. Chicks take one off number above Sticks add one. First to 20 or -20 wins.

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Sticks win. Three days of chick domination and I almost ended up gay for a tranny from Scotland. Close one. Love the chicks but we still won!!!!

Sexual healing on right now. We are through 18

16. Dumping you

14 slow poke

Two timing already 12 Who is this David your cheating with

Bad manners without knowing how offensive smell is.

12 from the guy dating Elton

Do you like bakon?

10 fat queen is my valentine now. Wtf

Be nine valentine

That's not a good idea. You quit now or regretr for way longer than three or seven days

Nine lives. 10 too many for cats

Nine. Don't know what seven man means

You don't need Champix. You need a kick in the ass an sit on your hands when talking out problems. 7 month quit and three days smoking you need to go exercise. Go run till your face is red and sweat is everywhere. Lungs on fire. Go do this everytime you want to smoke. You wil be over it in a few days instead of messing up your head and body with that drug. What was big deal with friend an marriage? Sound like something steamy!!!