Do you think I eat corn every night?

I don't know, do you?

Why is there always corn in ya spew even if you ain't had any for ages?

How come not every fart is just a fart?

Here is the golden rule when you fart, If there is no squish then no foul right?

What about when a fart sends one of those warning bubbles right after?

Then I suggest you cross your legs and pray or do a full out sprint to the nearest bathroom. Does that help?

Do you really think running is wise in that kind of a situation!?

If you can't run the drop your drawers and pray. Hopefully you have some handy wipes with you right.

 

Oh sure doesn't everybody just happen to carry around handy wipes everywhere they go?

Next time you get BBQ ask for extra handy wipes and slip them in your purse?

Is that what you do?

Duh... I work in a restaurant, we have cases of them. Do you need me to send you some?

Some purses? 

Spoiler

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Haha....no purses but I can send handy wipes if you want?

Doesn't it happen that as long as you prepare for it to happen it wont?

Do you believe in Murphy's Law?

Why do you ask? 😂

Either you believe in fate or murphy's law ?

Why not both?

Fair enough, what shall we question now?

How about how shitty the television programming is?

Maybe you should stream movies like I've been doing right?

Yea but then what would I have to complain about?

Maybe you can watch movies that really suck and complain right?