Did you manicure it to death?

Who knew that a cactus doesn't like Jack Daniels?

Aren't they more a gin loving plant?

Would it surprise you to know that cactus actually like a good tequila?

Is it the worm they like?

Would it surprise you to know they think it helps keep them stay close to family?

Which brand of tequila do they like best?

Are we still talking about cactus?

I believe they prefer the cheap  kind?

Is that what gives them their thorns?

Prickers made from tequila?

Mean drunks?

Why do they want the new vegetarian burgers to taste more like beef?

How can they call it a burger?

Have you not seen these "almost burgers"?

Isn't there a fast food one about them?

Yes but If it tastes so much like beef then why not just eat beef?

I know right?!

If it's a vegetarian meal shouldn't it actually taste like vegetables?

Yes I think it should, did someone not agree?

I also would not like to discuss tofu at any given time?

Is tofu even worth saying?

Only if you like the thought of eating white chalk like sponges?

Why do people eat things that don't taste like anything?

What ever happened to eating something from each of the four main food groups?