Unless someone hears us, how do we know we snore?

When our snoring wakes us up?

Do you remember your dreams the next day?

Most of the time, don't you?

Not always, the vivid ones stick with me and you?

How could your vivid dreams stick with me?

Aren't you psychic?

Well you don't think you're the only one I'm being psychic with do you?

What am I going to ask next?

Don't psychics see dead people?

That wasn't it, does sesame street cross any other streets?

Guess I'm not psychic then huh?

Why do they call them air conditioners when they cool the air and not improve air quality?

Is that a stupid question?

Aren't they all stupid questions?

Mine too?

Do you believe there are no stupid questions just stupid answers?

Don't stupid questions call for stupid answers?

Not always, is Arkansas pronounced Ar-kansas or Ar-can-saw?

Ain't it Ah--cun-sore?

 

Did you get that pronunciation from the Redneck Dictionary?

Did you mean the Bogan Strine dictionary?

It actually has a name?

We call it the jotionary of bogan, right @notsmokinjo?

What kind of Dictionary and from where did it originate?