Would shaving the carpet be considered remodeling?

Maybe removing it would?

So, basic manscaping is not considered remodeling then?

Wouldn't that just be general maintenance?

Does waxing fall under the same category?

You wax your possibles?

I don't think that's a good idea do you?

It seems like it could sting don't you think?

Do you want to take a poll in regards to waxing your possible?.......lol

Versus mowing instead?

Yes, but do you think we should include cropping as well?

What in the world is that?!

Have you never cropped a picture ?

Plenty but how the hell do you crop your possibles?!

Didn't you know cropping is just like bushwhacking the trouser snakes nest?

Huh? 😲

You have at least heard the term crop dusting correct?

Yes, isn't it what my dog's been doing to me lately?

You no, that dogs shouldn't be eating pork and beans?

The pork or just the beans?

Doesn't your dog get the bacon farts?

Is it stingy of me that I don't give her people food?

What brand do you feed her?

Isn't Iams the best?

Have you ever tried anything other than Iams?