With the right attorney anything is possible so yes

 

If I get dressed with it make my day busier?

As long as your wearing busy clothes

 

Can you wear work clothes anywhere or just at work?

They're not called work clothes for nothing. Of course you can't wear them just anywhere!!

 

Why do people get tattoos in places you can't see?

Because they're ugly

 

Why do people think tramp stamps look good?

Because they can't see them

 

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?

Because they use fertilizer

 

How high do you let your grass get before cutting it?

Edited August 11, 20206 yr by Mac#23

I don't let my grass get high, I get high off my grass 😂😎😋

 

When people ask for my phone number which one of the ten numbers do I give them?

Give them the first three and have them guess the rest

 

Should you be allowed to use a spoon to eat pasta as far as etiquette goes?

 

 

No.......hell no...

 

Why is it seven years bad luck to break a mirror?

Because 6 is not enough and eight is to much

 

Do superstitions come true?

Chance it and see.......

 

Why does a table need a spoon?

Because it completed the setting

 

 Why is the piece of table that you add to make it longer called a leaf?

It was shorter to say than the piece of table that you add to make it longer 

 

What makes autocorrect think it's always right?

Hence the phrase auto (automatically) correct (CORRECT)

 

 

 Does Siri actually have another job besides ticking us off?

Yes, eavesdropping

 

What happens if you date someone with an ugly kid?

Bring a brown paper bag

 

If you go on a bond date can you park in the handicap spot?

If it's James Bond you can park anywhere you please

 

If you're not dressed to the nines then what number are you?

Clothes meter

0's- naked

3's- pajamas

5's-  sweats

7's- jeans and t-shirt

9's formal wear

 

 Is Walmart a dead zone when it comes style and fashion?

sheepishly answers yes.......

 

Is turning the tv on against the law?

Yes, when watching illegal channels

 

Does a universal remote work on anything that requires a remote?

The long answer......no

 

Why not just have a woodchuck chuck your wood then having to do it yourself?

Woodchucks are lazy

 

What time of night do the cleaning fairies arrive?

They're in lockdown too

 

why is it a penny for my thoughts but I already put in my two cents?

Well now you got change

 

Who was Johnny Appleseed's father?

Johnny Sr.

 

Why would someone talk to a brick wall?