How many men does it take to wash the dishes?

 

 

None. It's women's work.

 

 

Your turn ladies.....

Jokes you can say in public only

Why do women have small feet?

 

 

To get closer to the sink to wash those dishes

How many men does it take to put toilet seat down?

 

 

Unknown. Has never happened

LOL, you are gonna get in trouble!

It's Friday and I picking up new bike in snow tomorrow so

 

How do you tell when a woman orgasms?

 

 

Who cares. (I actively do look for signs tho)

What did God say after creating man?

 

I can do so much better

There are two theories to arguing with women. ...

 

Neither one works.

I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - .

 

I don't like to interrupt her.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?...

 

About 45 pounds!!

Love is blind but.......

 

marriage is an eye-opener.

Get a new car for your spouse; ...........

 

it'll be a great trade!

The body of a young woman is God's greatest achievement....

 

Of course He could have made it to last longer,

What's the smartest thing a man can say?

 

"My wife says....."

why cant women fart?

 

not quiet long enough to build up pressure

Even Google Doesn’t Have Answers

What do you call a man who lost his intelligence?

A widow

Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract.

How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? None - let her do the dishes in the dark

How do you blind your wife

 

Put a windshield in front of her.

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher

 

When your old one expects you to do your share

Why does it take 100 million Sperm to fertilize an egg?

Because not one will stop and ask directions

How many men does it take to open a beer?  None

 

it should be opened when your wife brings it to you

Why does it take 100 million Sperm to fertilize an egg?

Because not one will stop and ask directions

Why is it so hard for a single girl to find a sensitive caring complimenting helpful man?

They all have boyfriends.