Okeydokeys then peeps.....

 

1.. I am limiting myself to 1 doughnut of the delicious variety a week (the ones with the holes in the middle don't count..)

 

2.. Last week was the first fire pit melty marshmallow night I've had since I quit smoking..

 

3.. For the last couple of weeks my nose has been super sensitive and I seem to be smelling smoke everywhere and it's driving me insane..

I think 3 is the lie 

I think 1 is the lie, cos you are cpunting the ones with holes.

I'm loving 2 as the lie. You have "fire pit melty marshmallow nights" on a weekly basis.

Well gutted... had to leave the quiz early cos I live in the back of beyond well not really but somebody needs to tell scotrail that its 2018 fur gawd sakes.. why is last train at 10pm........!!!!!!!

 

should move that to rant page...

 

Anyhoo, we have a winner..

 

1 is a lie and the ones with the whole in the middle do count..

 

2.. Yep slippy we have fire pit melty marshmallow nights all through summer and right up to November but I was such a miserable bitch early in my quit and thought I needed a puff at fire pit to enjoy it.. so didn't have any..!!

 

3 Yep I can smell smoke everywhere, it's like when you over bleach stuff it burns your nose, well my nose is burning with horrible smoke smell.. and I can't get rid of it..!!

 

 

 

So I is the winner @Wee fluffy me??? .... did ya enjoy the trivia night, even though you had to leave early??

Sorry yep @notsmokinjo is the winner winner chicken dinner...

 

Yeah had a good time and knew more than what I thought I did turns out my specialist subject may well be sport ..

Who'da thunk it...hahaha

 

Must be all that sporty talk from you Jo that's sinking in...?

   

^^^ hahaha... I rock sport at trivia nights...

 

1. At trivia nights I am good at sport.

2. At trivia nights I am good at general knowledge

3. At trivia nights I am good at geography.

3 Is the lie because you live in a Penal Paradise in the middle of nowhere.

^^are you implying that Australia is the world's arsehole there Sslippidy-do-dah.:D 

Edited May 21, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Ooooowwww.. now we know ya good at sport and you just said you rocked at it..

 

Yep ya gotta be good at general knowledge...

 

So I reckon slippys hit the nail on the head...

 

So I'll chose 2 is the lie..

 

And 

 

Would just like to add..

 

I have never implied Australia is the world's arsehole Jo ?????

 

 

Edited May 21, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Oh look... right off the bat we have a winner.... cos it was sooooo hard..... @Sslip your on.

 

 

Jo if your literal arsehole is in the middle of nowhere I worry about you more than I ever have done!

 

If you're talking about any of your exes then I can't comment because I don't cyber stalk them ?

@Sslip where's ya 2:1 smart boy??

Okay fitness time

 

1. Since I quit I've put on 28 pounds (around 13Kg) in weight.

2. I now leave the takeaway and cakes alone at the weekend.

3. In the last week I have swam around 2.5 miles (around 4 Km) and still ended up back where I started

 

1 is the lie cos it took me nearly 9 month to put that much on my dear slippy and you do sporty things unlike me and I could eat you under the table with my sweet  tooth.?

Edited May 22, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

^^^ Well now you've replied I've just noticed I've made a complete pig's ear of it (no offense Reci) and stuffed two lies in there. Back to the drawing board ?

 

For what it's worth.

 

1. Is a lie. I've put on 16 pounds not 28 ?

2. Is a lie. There is not a chance I'm leaving the cakes alone at tea (I'll go head to head with you anytime on the sweet tooth thing Fluffy - to the winner a diabetic coma)

3. Is true.

You are my dear slippy plainly and simply a pure numpty ?

So wot ya really sayin is we still have no 2:1 from @Sslip ... he has just lost all rights to nag @Wee fluffy me if she takes yonks to post hers

Thank you my dearest @notsmokinjo for pointing out that nagging rights have been revoked because of @Sslippy's pure numptiness or even totall diddyness  ??

1. I am around 25 pounds heavier than my ideal weight

2. I have lost some flexibility since I stopped smoking

3. I had a 2 mile run over the weekend for the first time in 3 months

3 the lie cos Sslippy don't don't run.... swim yeah, but run you been reding Frezflops posts in the exercising thread if that's that case.

Mmmmmmmm...

I think Jo is bang on the money there ?

 

Yep 1 sounds very plausible, very plausible indeed.. (not that I'm saying you were carrying any extra luggage before you quit right enough)

 

Yep 2 sounds true too cos for some reason my legs or I should say leg muscles don't work as well as they did before I quit?

 

So I have to pick between those 2....mmmmmmmmmm

 

Ok I'll say the runner up lie is 1... !!!!

 

 

So 2 answers in and we have a winner.

 

Don't worry Fluffy it's not you (although you knew the answer), because 1 answer in we had a winner and that is @notsmokinjo.

 

1. Is true sadly, 150 lbs would be about ideal (10st 10, 68 kg) and I was carrying about 7 lbs too much before, but I've put a little(?) extra on

2. Is true. I've only just worked out (slow on the uptake) that I used to do stretching exercises in the morning, standing in the garden with a coffee and a fag, need to get back out there minus the fag.

3. False. I will occassionally go for a run, but the extra poundage at the moment limits that to the cricket field for now.

 

So Jo, you're up.

 

 

Sh*te... just realised... I am heavier than what you would be at your ideal ....!!!! 

 

Gawd damn they doughnuts they have been sent with love from the devil himself ?

 

2 friggin stone worth of doughnuts...!!!!