Nope... Off to find a better song than Barry the invisible bear.

1.. Yesterday I found the perfect bed for me..

 

2.. Today I am tidying up my garden cos it's a riot..

 

3.. I know what I'm making for Sunday dinner..

 

 

I think 1 is the lie

I think by now 3 is the lie

Yesterday i found this bed  and it even comes with its own castle....!!

Dontcha think it's SOooooo me ?

 

2.. yep doing my garden

 

3.. lie...still not got a clue for dinner, it's gonna be a late one..!!

Edited April 8, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Did I accidentally get it right?

^^^^Yep winner winner chicken dinner.. does this one confuse you as much as it does me sometimes too..? 

^^^ I got very confused, even now I'm not sure how I got it right, a clouseau moment

 

Okay thinking now ...

Scraping the barrel, travels to Spain

 

1. I have never been to Madrid

2. I have been to Valencia for work

3. I have been to Barcelona for work

2.. just because 2 is 2....?

Ill go three is the lie 

We have a wee winner

 

@Weegie has it

 

1. Is true, haven't yet been.

2. Is true, would be good to go back on vacation.

3. Is the lie. I have been there on vacation, but never for work.

Ok here goes

 

1 i spent my 18th birthday in a police station

2 i spent my 21st in hospital

3 i spent my 30th in lanzarote

I'll go with 2 just because I hope it's a lie

I'll go with 1 cos is it really an 18th without a trip to the cop shop?

We have a winner

 

1 is the lie, i cant remember turning 18 but defo was not in the cop shop

2 i did spend my 21st in hossy after crashing a go kart, got 7 stitches in my leg

3 did spend my 30th in sunny lanza 

 

Over to you jo 

Hmmm.....

 

1. I am typing this but I really need to go to the dunny.

2. In real life i am a total walkover and take everyone's shit, I'm just a keyboard warrior.

3. I call a frickin spade a frickin spade.

I'm going with 2.. just cos it's 2 and 2 hasn't been up for a while ?

 

Oh and it pure shite of course my dear....?

Edited April 9, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

1 is the lie, cos there is no way you can't do no. 1s and 2s on the lav.

OK we have a winner...

 

1. True... Was busting for a wee but wrote the post first..see pelvic floor exercises an leg jiggling work.

2. False... I actually tone it back a bit online.

3 True... Well wot am I gunna call it, a hammer?

 

@Wee fluffy me your up mcfluffy

3days Fluffy... Alright...I'm gunna be Fluffy...

 

1. I alrready have dinnerr planned tonight.

2. I don't like pain but I gad 5 bairrns.

3. I have lots of purtple sh¡te in me garrden.

I know... I know... I know....

 

I came on to do one .. haha..???

 

Can I guess..???

 

If so I'm gonna guess 1... 

I'm with Fluffy on this guess of what lie "Fluffy" has come up with.

 

@Wee fluffy me am I right?

Omg I was gunna guess 1 too...your up @Wee fluffy me.

Was it one  but.. ??????????