1... could be (not got a clue what it is)

 

2.. more than likely

 

3.. you told Doreen you had

 

I'll go for 1 is the lie...

Well that's a short lived one, you got it first time!

 

1. Lie, although I really want to see this one.

2. True, it was okay but not great.

3. True, love a bit of Jersey Boys.

 

@Wee fluffy me your go!

Edited April 6, 20188 yr by Sslip

 Geez.. me.. 

 

Is this a set up..

 

Cos I didn't prepare a speech.. 

 

Oh the pressure, I can feel yous all breathing down my neck......

@Wee fluffy me where's your speech? We're still breathing down your neck.

I know that, it's all clammy now.. So can ya all please take 2 steps back..Cos I'm  struggling to sook in some oxygen!!?

 1..  I am going/been to Stirling Castle today..

 

2.. I am going/been to Perth today..

 

3. I am going/been to Scone palace today..

2 is the lie cos who frickin knows.... I think ya put a castle and a palace on there to try an truck me an the Sepos.

Why is @Weegienot nailing this one?

 

Here goes anyway. So I reckon 2 of these must be related. Reckon the fact Scone Palace is shown as an address in Perth 2 and 3 are likely to be true.

 

1 is the lie.

Are my ears burning, i reckon 1 the lie too ooo its a tricky one as all pretty much on the same road need to pass Stirling to get to Perth, and Perth to get to Scone Palace. Ok ill go three. Maybe Stirling castle then staying overnight in Perth? 

Can ya get good scones at scone palace...ones with butter, then jam, then whipped/clotted cream...an a nice cuppa tea too? Can ya?

@notsmokinjowhat the hell on the Scoohnes? Where does butter and whipped cream come into it? Are you entirely mad?

Um .... Are you jealous that we improved the way you Brits eat shlt.... Half a hot scone, spread the butter, spread the jam, dollop on the whipped cream...yummo

Next minute you'll be sayin ya don't have cheese scones or pumpkin scones.

Never knowingly

 Well well.. we have a winner winner chicken dinner....

 

1 .. True, I went to Stirling Castle today one of my favorites,  way better than Edinburgh..

 

2.. True, I love Perth it's the heart of this fair land of mine..

 

3.. Lie, not today cos I'm all sconed out, incase you were wondering I'm a treacle scone kinda lassie ?

C mon @Weegie you're up...?

Cool cool ok let's think

 

1 i paid £13 quid for a haircut yesterday

 

2 i tipped the hairdresser £5

 

3 i dont have any grey hairs 

1.. geez that was cheap, was it a bowl cut?

 

2..  moneybags..

 

3.. rub it in, but just you wait,one day you look down and youll have your WTF moment cos there it is in all its glory..!!

 

Could be any one so I'll say.....

 

3 is the lie 

I reckon @Sslip will say 2 is the lie cos Scots don't tip that much so...

 

I'll say 1 is the lie.

 

We have a winner

 

1 i did pay £13 for my haircut, and thats wash cut and blow dry. Amazing value isnt it.

2 i did tip a fiver. I feel a bit bad it being so cheap and my hair is really long and thick so i always give them a good tip as they deserve it

3 i have got one or two greys. They are not freaking me out but there is definitely one or two there!!! 

 

Over to you fluffy 

49 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

I reckon @Sslip will say 2 is the lie cos Scots don't tip that much so...

 

I'll say 1 is the lie.

 

 

Jo, did you just call our friends tight?

Nope, I said you would cos I'm an awesome fizchick... Besides their debating my honorary weeness.

My oh my oh my @Sslippy, @notsmokinjo said what she thought you would choose and why you would choose said number you can unfankle your knickers now ?

I think I found a song for barry

Does it involve pineapple

9 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

My oh my oh my @Sslippy, @notsmokinjo said what she thought you would choose and why you would choose said number you can unfankle your knickers now ?

 

@Wee fluffy me, why are you doing anything other than working on your 2:1?