1 is the lie...

I'll say 3 is the lie because one wrong turn and you'll accidentally end up in England. 

Hang on need to go back and have a look.....

 

1. Is true was on a tall ship and trying (very badly I might add) to tie a reef knot when up popped a Sailor to show me the ropes ?

 

2. True , I had never even heard of it til slippy mentioned it and told me how to make it and OMG don't think I've bought enough giant Parma Violets..?

 

3 Lie, but not for the fear of a wrong road taking me to Englandshire as I have braved that road  before and as long as I wear my tin had I'm safe. It's because we were there a few months back (losing track of time, Sep) doing a school project and it's too bloody wet and cold to be going the noo,  we'll fire back down in the summer as we never got the chance to see the stunning Jedburgh Abbey ?

 

Does that mean ya gotta ask again or did someone else guess 2

3 was the lie so it's @Sslippy's go 

You are welcome by the way 

 

Okay so fluffy can improve on the milkshake experience 

 

1. Parma Violet milkshake can be improved with the addition of mini marshmallows

2. Parma Violet milkshake can be improved with the addition of milky bar buttons

3. Parma Violet milkshake can be improved with the addition of flying saucers

1.. but they don't melt..

 

2.. but they don't melt..

 

3.. but they don't melt..

 

For clarification oh Great Parma Violet Milkshake King..

 

Are these things meant to go in said shake or is it a wee bit on the side.??

UFOs are the lie...cis their really just colourful puffy communion wafers... I say 3.

I'm not coughing up an answer until I get clarification from TMK.....

They go in, get flavoured by and then at the bottom once you have finished the shake you have a sweet, ice-creamy, violet covered selection 

Mallows maybe.. but milky bar buttons in milkshake that would just make them rock solid like bullets and that's just no right man.. 

 

Neither is flying saucers they just would just be a soggy mess and ruin the whole thing with their bitter fizz..

 

 

Ok reckon Jo's bang on the money but I'm gonna go 2.. cos I hate rock solid chocolate....

1 is true, great to have the marshmallows at the end 

2 is true, but kinda personal taste with the white chocolate thing

3 is a lie. Doesn't work at all 

 

Jo has it

Hmmm

 

1. I have Hazel eyes with no brown

2. I have had a nose job

3. I have died my hair blonde at some time in my life.

1.. is the lie, cos then your eyes would just be green....

1 is plausible 

2 is possible, maybe some kind of accident 

3 must be true, which self respecting person hasn't? 

 

I want thinking the same as fluffy but will settle on 2 as the lie 

1. Is true, eyes are a mix of green blue and grey but on me license its listed as hazel cos hazel is green mixed with any other colour.

2. Is true, broke my nose at softball as a teen trying to slap bunt it outta the park... Dropped my should, under swung straight into my own face... Smashed nose, fractured eye socked and cheek bone.. Had to have a nose job so I could breath. 

3. Have never died my hair blonde.. Black and auburn but never blonde.

 

So ya both wrong .... Shit.

 

OK newbies:

1. I have huge feet but teeny, tiny toes.

2. I paint my toenails a different colour every week.

3. I have run outa coffee and have resorted to 2 teabags in the cup.

(can't believe you've never had a crack at the blonde look)

 

Okay 2 is the lie, just because it is!

Good god no, with the amounts shit I gave me sister and cousins who were blonde it would have been suicide... When I'd spend all summer at the beach I'd get strawberry blonde and copper highlights but that was natural.

(Geez I'm with @Sslippy on that one.. what a shocker... I thought everybody and their dug had done the blond thing at some point...?)

 

3 is the lie because tea ain't no substitute for coffee no matter how many bags you fling in....!!

 

If 1 is the lie I want pictures so I can laugh I mean so I have proof..

OK...

 

1. True, size 42 (look at me coin the European shoe sizes) but my little toe is only 1cm long...and my big toe is 3cms.

2. Lie.. This kid paints my nails if she's board so once or twice a year.

3. True... Went to make coffee and the jar was empty....:( 

 

Slips up...

 

Does nobody else read that and say.. "what now" how.. no when did you decide to measure your toes..? what possesses somebody to say och I'm doing nothing else today, what can I do, I know, (?moment) I'll measure my toes, that'll be fun..!!! 

 

P.s. and I still want a pic as proof..?

@Wee fluffy me at wot point of our friendship did I give any indication that I am normal in any way wotsoever?

A little delayed.

 

1. First thing I did when I got in from work today was make a parma violet milkshake

2. I had mini marshmallows in my milkshake

3. I haven't enough ice cream left in the freezer to make any more milkshake right now

3 is the lie cos I'm pretty sure you wouldn't leave yourself in that possie

I'll say 2