Right let's try going all sherlock fluffy on this one. 

 

1. I believe given how you've talked about you and your brother he would go with given the opportunity to. You also mentioned your ocean swimming, so i"m picturing you as at least average height. 

 

2. Plausible either way. 

 

3. I reckon with the fact both your dad and your princess have ginger hair that you do have freckles. 

 

1 is the lie 

^^ Same as him only 3 is lie cos you said you fry therefore you have to wear sunblock..  wearing sunblock blocks the melanin from turning brown and producing freckles ...

Lazy fluffy. Actually forget I said that. I'll be the Dr Watson to your Sherlock Fluffy. Learn from the best. 

Shane has it... I'm 5'10 3/4".... So I'm taller than average.... 1 was the lie... I always played GK in netball.

 

My Papua new guinea friends call my hair the wifro... The agro for white chicks.

 

I burn just thinking about the sun an I'm pretty good with the slip, slop, slapping but I even have freckles on the soles of my feet.

Haha.. now i thought about 1 but it doesn't take much for a sibling name to stick from when you were wee.. haha

 

 

Sh*t.. not that I'm saying you were a wee tumshy when you were wee.. 

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UNinsulting Jo ;)

Hey the Sherlock Fluffy method works, how about that. The apprentice becomes the master.

 

Well in this single instance anyway.

 

Right my turn finally.

 

1. When my wife snores I tickle her feet so she moves without waking and stops.

2. When I snore my wife tickles my feet to stop me.

3. I am coaching my granddaughter in the art of lying because it is an important life skill.

2 is the lie, she elbows you in the ribs an tells ta ta shut up.

Im bloody starving and I need my porridge .. 1&2 sound to weird to be lies..  cos who would go to the effort of faffin about to tickle feet when you can just elbow ribs  with the same effect..!!

 

3

Lie..

Edited March 12, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Okay ladies. Drum roll please.

Ddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Jo.... Jo... where did you put your drum....?????

1. Is true. I tickle her feet gently, she moves without waking and all is good with the world again, albeit briefly . If she does wake up, I pretend to be asleep so it doesn't seem deliberate.

 

2. Is absolutely a big, fat lie. The evil woman tickles my nose. It freaks me the hell out and she knows it. No shame whatsoever!

 

3. Of course lying is an important life skill she needs to learn. In fact I only play 2 truths and a lie here to become a better role model .

 

Jo is right!

WTF...

 

THIEF....    BLOODY THEIF.....

 

you have stolen my Sherlock fluffiness...

 

Storms away in a huff  **slams door**

Don't make me take that door off your room young lady!

1. This thread just made me laugh so hard I snorted, more than once.

2. I've been to band camp

3. I got a 39/40 for my Yr 12 English grade.

Please don't take my door off I 'll behave ... I promiseeèeeeèeee 

 

2 is the lie..

 

1.. true... because we is funny peeps who bounce off one another...

 

3.. true... Some people think we are thick and don't know 'proper English' because we can speak/write in our mother tounge.. How wrong they are 

Edited March 12, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Okay, channeling the power of fluffy once more.

 

1. It could be a lie, but it would be a cruel one, unless you snorted at the thought of my nose being tickled and waking up with a start in which case it could be a cruel truth.

2. I believe as a decent musician this is a shoe in for true.

3. Your writing is good, but you're also a little on the rebellious side. Was you in a bad mood on the day. Or was it that you got 40/40.

 

I'm going for 3

AAAAAAGGGGGRRRR..

 

Sslip.. I'm gonna poke you in the eye if you got that right......

Omg Fluffy wot a turn up for the books it seems the pom has flogged something feom the Scot, slip has ya mojo cis he is right.. I got a perfect 40 in Eng and only a 39 for lit.

 

2. More than once...and I was band captain.

 

1. You are such funny fvckers I nearly weed me pants.

AAAArrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh, my eyes, my eyes! Stop you crazy woman

Do you need a time out fluffy, maybe in the naught chair.

Okay, trying to stretch out facts/lies a little bit now, cos i like this thread.

 

1. I remove my nipple bar when I go swimming

2. I remove my nipple bar when I play cricket

3. I remove my nipple bar when I play football

 

 

I don't give a flying F*ck what you do with your nipple bar...

 

I'm  going to hang the washing out... 

3... Cos ya too old ta play footy 

2... cos c'mon ..... who plays cricket... ?seriously who...????  except fae them on telly....!!