I will read my own damn list.

I'm reading my own list, my grocery list

I'm eating my own grocery list

I'm eating a grilled steak burrito that wasn't on my list

I'm putting a grilled steak burrito on my list.

My grilled steak burrito was delicious!

I'm jealous of your grilled steak burrito since I will now be eating a non-delicious frozen thing. 

Yea a non delicious frozen thing was my other option if hubby didn't go pick dinner up

Good decision on hubby and frozen thing

I think hubby would rather have a frozen thing than my cooking lol

I'll trade you two frozen things and one hubby for a grilled steak burrito.

I don't need another hubby, one is enough!

I need a chef and handyman hubby around here. 

I could use a chef and a handyman too

I hope the chef and handyman too arrive before dinnertime

Will the chef let you invite the handyman to dinner?

The chef will be too busy cheffing dinner to notice the handyman

And will you be busy with the handyman?

If the handyman is handy he will be busy

What if the handyman is a little too 'handy'?

If the handyman is too handy I'll let the chef handle it

So if the chef is handling the handy handyman what time will dinner be?

I'll chef and handle the handyman, dinner served !

Now I've lost the chef and the handyman, but dinner was good. 

The handyman was handy but, not so good.