I've found that the divorce rate for sock pairs is unusually high

I always thought they separated instead of a divorce since the sock pairs seem to eventually get back together

Good point, but some of mine have been waiting for years to get back together.

Edited October 29, 20196 yr by Jordan7

I have some of those too, after years they are presumed divorced or widowed

After too many years, they divorced.

Too many solos turn into excellent rags

Too many turns in this excellent adventure

This adventure sure does have a lot of turns

I will start this adventure and see how it turns out

What new adventure are you about to start?

A new start will be the adventure

What an exciting new adventure for you

This exciting new adventure is long overdue

I had a library book that was long overdue

Oh crap, oven just stopped working, new one may be long overdue

My oven took a crap a few years ago and it took me over a month to buy a new one because I was waiting for the Labor Day sales lol

If I wait for Labor Day sales, I will be very hungry

Maybe you can wait for the black Friday sales?

I'd rather never eat again than go to Black Friday sales

Yea, I agree, black Friday people are mean!

I have never been out on Black Friday, and won't.

I rather do cyber Monday than black Friday

I bought a black hat on Monday and returned it on Friday.

Temperatures are plummeting 20/30 degrees here between Monday and Friday.

Temperatures here dropped 70 degrees, from 83F to 13F, in 18 hours a few weeks ago.