Hopefully we won't lower the bar to under the table

We should keep the bar at table height then

Let's always keep the bar open, just to be safe

Yes, let's keep it open because it's always five o'clock somewhere

My local stays open 24 hours and the clock stopped at five.

Aren't all the bars in NOLA open 24 hours?

No, not many bars are 24 hours anymore.

None of our bars are 24 hours here

24 bars are open here

Wow, 24 is a lot of bars!

24 barflies needed a place to go

24 cops knew the place to wait for their quota

I know a bar that provides donuts for cops

Isn't the bar already providing drunks for cops?

Everybody needs nourishment, drunks and cops.

Drunks say there's a sandwich in every can, cops say you're under arrest. 😄

Drunks say anything, repeatedly.

My sister likes to say things repeatedly too

My sister has been banned from my life with the other evil sister.

My twin brother has been banned from my life so I can relate!

My goodness, that wasn't easy banning a twin even an evil one!

No it wasn't easy but very necessary

Necessary things rule over easy

A necessary rule for me is to have nice people in my life

Nice people rule!