What in the name of the wee man.....

 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 

 

 

Would you like chips with your cheese..??

I know, I know... I thought long and hard about posting it... let me say there is no pride in me when it plays just a lot of cringing... I am so sorry to wee Scots everywhere...

(I find myself questioning our friendship again Jo ?)

 

Wham - The Edge of heaven..

 

(I hated wham at the time but they grew on me after they split up.. hahaha)

 

 

Edited May 5, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
They didn't grow in me, I promise..

Does it help if I think the tune is awesome and I like the original... I just don't like the re-wording and think the club is dodgy for doing that????? Am I digging myself a deeper hole here????

 

X-Kid by Green Day

 

 

Right I need to do me Sundee Nope which means we need a topic change... so its Fizchick O'Clock... and got me fizchick on and Barry came through loud and strong with a Y.....

 

Oh Yeah - Yellow

 

which left the flower open for me to do a Z.....

 

Zwitter - Rammstein 

 

Ambo - (ahmmm-bow) - What we call an Ambulance Officer (Paramedic for those of the American persuasion) ... "When me dad had his heart attack the ambos were there lickity split"... "When my dad had his heart attack the Ambulance Officers arrived really quickly"

 

{As with all the Aussie shit... ambo has a dual meaning... it can also mean an Ambulance.... as in "OH shit! Trev just cut his fingers off, can ya call an Ambo"

Bowfin  = dirty / smelly

 

Oh man, did yi see that wee boaby frae doon the roads new burd she was pure bowfin by the way..

 

Hi friend, did you see little bobby that stays along the streets new girlfriend she was really dirty, honestly.

Choccas - (Choc-ahs) ... to be very full / full up.   "Fer fvcks sake the frickin train was so frickin choccas ya had to stand so close to each other ya needed to be gloved up" ... For goodness sake, the train was so full you had to stand with a complete lack of personal space"

 

 

Doin = been attacked or going to get attacked

 

See if yi don't clampit am gonna ge yi a doin ya walloper, so a um..

 

Look if you don't be quiet I am going to attack you, you penis, so I will

Enzed - New Zealand

Floater = food floating 

 

(Friend asks for a drink of your irn bru (other drinks are available but not on my watch) after having had something to eat)

 

Yi put a floater in ma ginger ya minger..!!

 

You put a piece of food in my juice you disgusting person.

Forty winks - A nap/short sleep that an old fella like me will have when the mood takes him

Gammin - only in far north queensland and the NT as far as I know but basically it means Bull Shit.

(I actually feel tired... let me see if I can finally get some sleep at 4:45am..... yay me....

3 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

Floater = food floating 

 

(Friend asks for a drink of your irn bru (other drinks are available but not on my watch) after having had something to eat)

 

Yi put a floater in ma ginger ya minger..!!

 

You put a piece of food in my juice you disgusting person.

 Aussie =  Floaties...

I've only heard of floaters as in the jobbies that refuse to flush

 

Head (settle down we're talking anatomy) - Bonce

Edited May 5, 20188 yr by Sslip

^^Well now you can try it with friends and family and buckle at their reaction my friend..?

 

(So what do you call pieces of food floating in your drink @Sslippy ..?)

 

isnae = is not 

Edited May 5, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

(Boba)

 

Jaffa - Infertile man - as in seedless

Edited May 5, 20188 yr by Sslip

(Hmmmm you strange people, can you give me the explanation of Boba cos it just looks short for bawbag to me, and jaffa has a totally different meaning up hear that i am not prepared to say on a public forum)

 

Keech =  sh*te  not to be mistaken for keek     = look

 

 

 

(sorry boba was tongue in cheek - the latest fad of having bubble tea, including tapioca and boba which are little balls typically filled with fruit flavoured juice. I don't really have a word for food floating in a drink, would probably just call it food debris)

 

And I take it with your reaction, jaffa is something quite horrific

 

Lugs/Lug holes - Ears

 

 

( oh I see, doesn't quite work in text does it..Haha..  anyhoo yeah it's a thing up here too think the big name is mooboo here, personally I hate it there should never be anything floating (and especially squeeshy balls of ooozy stuff) in my tea/milk/juice or water unless it's ice cubes..!!)

 

 

Mad wae it = Really Drunk 

 

 

Navy Pier, Chicago .... bet yous thought I'd say Niagara Falls 

Things that grow.....

 

Orangutans

 

Penises 

quiver bones

Redwoods