Everything posted by notsmokinjo
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1. I have preformed at half time during the footy grandfinal 2. I'm the eldest of 4 3. It is illegal for me to drive a manual car
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wait a second... severe fatigue (that's my story an I'm stickin to it).... 1 is the lie cos your a molly dooker!
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^^^ Me too.
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OMG so you have more than one bunny?? Cos I know your a molly dooker so 1 isn't a lie.... it must be 3. Wait a minute... your twin brother's name is Jack? and you are Jill?.... how much drugs did your mumma have during labour?
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It's 2, you do not have a twin brother named Jack
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(Yep Slips, but keep it quiet hey, don't wanna wreck me street cred) do you think blue thongs will be more appropriate?
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Do you think I'd get heaps a beads at Mardi gras?
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Nope... The kid is definitely a ranga (ginge). Shit so to I have to ask again? Hay no swear filter ?
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3…. Month end and 2 containers will be busy little biscuit at work today, no time ta skive off.
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Do you think whips and chains excite me?
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Slip needs a gold star and I need the naughty chair.
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00 .. Do me back holdin up the girls half the night ? go nigh high for 2 hours an we get spanked twice! I'm thinkin summa these chicks enjoy it. ?
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Don't you think I should take down the Sepos first?
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NOPE..... Even on 2hrs shut eye is Nopity Nope Nope,Nope.
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^^^^ ditto ... Welcome Jillar...
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It is 7:08am tomorrow here...luv living in the future
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Oh an all sweet here taking a ribbing, cos if I'm gunna dish it I better be willin to take it.
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Having me breakie coffee, yelling at the kid so she don't miss her bus and feeling bad cos I crashed an there was no 5am walks for the puppies.
