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Gday Ebony ‘n’ ivory

G’day Ebonys 3 years old and came to us through a friend. She had a few setbacks in life. Her owners brother moved out of home and took his dog with him. So she lost her dog companion. Then her owner left home and couldn’t take her. She was left with the parents who are never home and work different shifts. Her yard wasn’t secure so she was tied up for various times day and night. She became more and more anxious with the changes and lack of routine. They are good folks. Kind but couldn’t give her what she needed a pack of her own. Well she’s now got us two and my neighbour who will have her at the drop of a hat. She loves the yard and the doors always open so she comes and goes as she please. There’s been a lot of visits inside to check your still there though. She checks out the chickens , swears at the mailman, jumps in the fish pond, digs holes and generally doing the cool dog stuff. She is off the calming meds. We might have some problems but we’ll work that out as we go. Meanwhile it’s cool to have a dog again that just loves hanging out with you Chris PS Toby jo looks a lot like our summer did. She was a silky Shizu cross and passed last year she was 16. We knew a dog would find us they always do

A group of women from Brisbane, Australia were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. 

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" 
All the women raised their hands. 

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband 
you loved him?" 
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't 
remember. 
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their 
husband - "I love you, Sweetheart" 
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and 
read aloud the text message they received in response to their 
message. 

Below are 11 hilarious replies. 

If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these 
replies are a sign of true love. 

Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way? 

1. Who the hell is this? 
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what? 
3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong? 
4. What now? Did you wreck the car again? 
5. I don't understand what you mean. 
6. What the hell did you do now? 
7 Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need. 
8. Am I dreaming? 
9. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will 
die. 
10 I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. 

(My personal favourite!) 

11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she.

G’day Its day 5. We love our little miss Ebony…..

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Gday NOPE……

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G’day happy Australia Day All corella

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