Wee fluffy me

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Am no being funny but a don't think 4 stops are gonna cut it .... how many miles is that..?? Internet free zone... cos then a cannae watch ma netflix...?

French mustard kiss

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-4 Have you tried these.. I am sittin here with ma mooth on fire...!!!

We still on towns or cities..?? Arbroath

^^ ooowww so many places I could go with that.. but I won't.. Yards

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^^ ooofft.. I take it your4 stops early aren't the same as mine.. cos I'd still be in glasgow and have a 25 mile training walk..!!! What you trainin for @Sslippy..? Giant moths... have you seen the size of those buggers..? Man they can eat the paper clean off the wall..!!

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-4 Yep all ticketyboo here.. not long woke up in a pool of slabbers...hahaha???

-2 How's you Doreen??

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Ocht.. you're haverin man.. that's a coorie.....!!

Feet ( I wish I was lucky enough to have crows feet.. Mine are more like albatross feet!!?)

Unicorn onesie horn

Elephant poo F is free @Sslippy..... better hurry up before Jo jumps in with both feet...?? @Sslippy....... @Sslippy...... @Sslippy... @Sslippy .. are you sleeping on the job again.. Am trying ma best to help you here.. short of comin down and chappin your door there is nothing else I can do...!! Really @Sslippy... really.. am doin ma best here... Right that's it am putting ma shoes on and jump in next train down to you.. shouldn't be too hard to find you...how big can Kent be..??

0 aye am with you Doreen ?

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Oh for goodness sakes peeps no need to stitch pick.. What are you two like.. honestly A cuddle is a cuddle.. I cuddle my family my friends and even a stranger if they need it.. A hug your in and out... wham bam here's a tin of spam... A cuddle is anything more than 2 or 3 seconds .. Arn't you glad I cleared that up for you.. now you can sleep tonight...???

0..... Aaaawwww... for goodness sake I'm late again..!!!

Breakfast Scottish English

Ooowww it's friday I can smell the weekend from here... And @notsmokinjo im with you cos I love me a wee black cat..? And here's my Friday NOPE

Oooopppssy... All right... hands up... so I might have told a teensy weensy wee white lie....??? Ants.. a don't want them in my pants or in my livingroom...!!