Wee fluffy me

-4

( (I can see a body of water, (it's called a puddle here)I was just trying to be funny) Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha .. what's that..?? TNP has caught the sun

-3 Yep....... what ya gonna do about it Sheesh not been called a lady in a loooooonnngggg time..?

Back up the bus.... a yum yum filled with raspberry jam...!! & we don't have the London cheesecake up here (you pull in ma leg??) Starburst ("opel fruits made to make your mouth water' to me, had some of them today)

2 of the 3 wee piggies cos the 3rd has wee man syndrome and is no afraid of anything as long as he's hiding behind his mammies skirts... Why is abundance not actually a bun dance

That's what happens when you get too cocky..?????????? -1

Dead

Mmmmmm luv yum yums, best ones are from Greg's ? Moussaka

-20 Whoop whoop go Chicks....

Horse

-18

All right I get the picture I'll Shut up...!!

Quiet Up here they say hink... haha

-16

Kecks

-14

Sacks

-10 I know slippy, I tried but it wouldn't work..??

Oh is fink meant for think ?? Cos i was thinking batfink .. hahah Tannoy

Slippy -8 Me -9

Shake

-8

Really.. That was the first thing to come into your mind..????? Not cartoon....!!? Notify

-6

Oh ha bloody ha... are we including the rain????(Yes it hasn't stopped since I bought my razor) True TNP has been to the loo in the past hour