Wee fluffy me

Oooww this is a hard one cos get it wrong and it looks like I'm judging you (by my standards)..!!

Yeah I can do that slippy but won't it get crushed in the post?(and you dont want to prematurely crush your coriander) And wouldn't it be easier to just buy some from your local supermarket, I'm sure it's only about 79p a tub?

Geez I need to jump back to the other page to see what I put.. !! Back in 2...... And the winner is............ 1..True.. yep one of my co workers noticed where ever there is a red light I appear (Duh, that is my job) then started singing Roxanne whilst I done a cheeky wee dance at my red light? 2..True.. Remembering my hoovering of 2 cupcakes in one sitting another co-worker came up with cupcake as that was more me ( must be cos I'm sugar a wee bit of spice and all things nice, right..!!)? 3.. False.. Fun Time Friday is next week and we get to wear our onesies/ jammies to work day..!!? You got the floor @notsmokinjo?

-5 Good morn Weegie & Barry ?

NOPE and I'll join you in that long weekend slippy...? (now where's the sunshine..??)

OMG @jillar you can't no like coriander, it's one of the greatest gifts from mother nature..would you believe I have a giant bunch of it in my greenhouse?

Aaawww I missed C... I hate you slippy (stomps away in huff to fridge to get wine.....)

Wars

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I'd pop over and have a wee peek if I was you, yeah ? but be warned it's a wee bit red looking...?

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Capitan Morgan's black heart rum, pernod and coke (aaaahhh those were the days in a wee pub in Surrey)????

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He sure did.. there's a picture of it on 2 & 1, have you not seen it weegie..?

Yep that was just before he grabbed his Helmet I believe..?

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Geez that was quick.. ok I'll do a quickie too... 1. Today at work I was called a prostitute 2. Today at work I was nicknamed cupcake 3. Today at work was fun time Friday

I'll say 1 is the lie and I'm not gonna give any reasoning cos I don't want to look like a numpty AGAIN..!!

I don't understand why did we all mess up on that one..? ( this ones for slippy.. when did carte noire Change it a name to l'or?? Looks like an aldi/lidil knock off..!!)

Egg plant lasagne

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Fun times friends, fun times...???

Ooopppsss.. what a total numpty..!! I think I'm getting myself confused too as by my deductions the answers should have been 3.. seriously not got a clue what's going on now.. think I should, get to the back of the bus and sit the hell down....!!?

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Reading all the posts since yesterday also listening to news and needing a coffee..?