Did I trigger some hunger pains?

Yes and I'm having salami and crackers with squeeze cheese, how's that sound?

It sounded good until the squeeze cheese, I'm a sharp cheddar person?

They have sharp cheddar squeeze cheese did you not know this?

I don't do squeeze cheese, how do you feel about solid cheese...lol?

I like solid cheese the best but it's not always available in my fridge so isn't squeeze cheese a good back up?

Never, but is it hard salami and saltine crackers?

You obviously haven't tried it on Ritz have you?

Not a Ritz fan, do you have any townhouse crakers?

Ritz are way better than town house but those would be my second pick before saltines. Shouldn't they be reserved for soup and salads?

I prefer oyster crackers for soups and chili how about you?

Shouldn't oyster crackers only be served with clam chowder? Where's your cracker etiquette man?!

Cracker etiquette, seriously?

They don't have that in New York?

Nope,  is there any other food etiquette I should learn?

Other than to only eat soup in the winter?

Is that soup etiquette or just smart?

Both?

Ok, is the salad fork an option or a must use?

Don't you think it's a waste of dishwasher space?

How much space do think a fork takes?

Why's the salad fork so small?

Don't you think if the plate size is smaller that shouldn't the fork be too?

Is that the reason why?! 

I think snobbish people came up with it don't you?