It counts but is that the real reason?

What are you implying?

Have you ever been psychoanalyzed?

You must mean has anyone ever approached me about a biography right?

Ok that's good, and how do you feel about that?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why’s it still #2?

What's up with refried beans, was there something wrong with the first time they were fried?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What's worse, hitting your finger with a hammer or dropping the hammer on your toe?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

What came first the chicken or the egg?

Didn't you already ask that?

'That might have been another brain fart and I was to lazy to go back and check?

Is that also why you like your bread crust on?

Would you rather live in the country or the city?

The country, how about you?

I like the country as well,  don't you love how peaceful it is?

Have you watched the tv show Alone?

No, what's it about?

It's like 12 people dropped off in some remote location and whoever survives the longest wins the money, sound good?

I would love to live in a wooded area near a lake, how about you?

Where at?

How do you feel about the mountains of Colorado, Tennessee or even the Andirondak mountains ?

I love Tennessee, did you know I grew up in Alabama?

So I guess Roll Tide is appropriate?