Do you keep your curtains closed?

Do you think it's a good idea as I dance around sporting some Depends?

Maybe your neighbors need the entertainment?

If they're being entertained do you think I should charge a fee?

Are you being entertained too?

Well, if I'm getting paid through entertainment fees wouldn't this be called work then?

Who says they're willing to pay you?

Well, if there not going to pay do you think I should close the curtains?

Yea because what if they charge you?

What are they gonna charge me with indecent Depends exposure?

Can you get arrested for dancing in your living room in depends?

You tell me, you're wearing depends, a bib and have a pacifier while dance do you get arrested?

Why would you give me that visual? 

Do you think you'll need special 3D glasses for that visual?

Won't I be living it in 3D?

So is that a yes or a no?

Shouldn't the viewers wear the 3D glasses instead?

Do you think I'll scare them away if their wearing the glasses?

Isn't it for their own safety?

If the 3D images are coming right at you is that safe or unsafe?

It's safe as long as they don't hit you right?

Do you think anyone would really hit me for dancing?

Do you dance stupidly?

(laughing).... I'm a 50ish adult white male how well do you think I dance?

Can you wear a mask so they don't know it's you?