Can we go with bewildered?

Can you mellow them out with a special brownie?

Why aren't we permitted special brownies here?

Have you not caught up with modern day?

Is it because we're too uptight here?

You're uptight?!

Do you think it's because the queen is old?

Don't you think she is probably off her head every night one affairs of state are complete?

She takes off her head?

That would be a neat trick wouldn't it?

Yea, can you get a video of that?

You want me to lose my head too?

Can you take it off just for the video?

you know the pushishment for treacherous behaviour over here?

Is it cutting off your head?

Couldn't it simply by a good spanking?

Would a spanking be a punishment?

I'll go with yes - unless you can prove otherwise?

Do you have time outs like we do here as punishment?

What for youngsters like me, where I have to go and sit on the naughty step?

Wouldn't you rather just get a spanking and get it over with?

Depends, would I be made to sit on the naughty step afterwards?

Wouldn't that just be overkill?

Wouldn't you be more worried about it being sore?

Isn't that just one of many pain in the asses?

Since when did that have to be literal?