Er....duh duh   doh...Whaa???

 

haven't you realised I don't have the foggiest when it comes to english?

So the poms just got out Englished by a bogan Aussie????

does this give you a sense of pride?

I failed English, you think it would be fairer to go up against Mike?

Do you think this is my brain right now?

 

How do you pronouce that?

Would it be like Javed Miandad if there was an 'ah' instead of an 'ed' and no Miandad?

Is it definitely Java and not Vaja?

If it makes things easier and less Sepoish do you want to just pronounce it coffee?

Can we just get onto another page he's freaking me out?

You don't like George of the Jungle?

If there was a list of my top 100 movies, you think it would have a chance then?

Now ya a grandad it should, the kids love it don't they?

Not at the moment, maybe a few years?

Do you want me to make him go away?

As long as we don't see mankini guys again I think we can cope can't we?

Omg I'd nearly forgotten that, why bring it back, WHY????

torment is a wonderful thing isn't it?

Do you think that's only true if your the tormentor?

Not necessarily, that yuk mankini moment you just had, was probably tinged with relief wasn't it?

Relief, that it wasn't a picture of my dad?

Does he often dress up in Mankinis?

Would you believe we have a photo of him mowin the front law in his gummys and budgie smugglers?

 

Gummys = gumboots/galoshes

budgie smugglers = speedos

That's a bold move isn't it?