In this life I'm a woman.  In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.

You do nothing but sleep for six months....   I could deal with that.

 

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid....

I could deal with that too.....

 

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts)

whilst you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I could definitely deal with that.

 

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business.

You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.  

If your cubs get out of line... you swat them too. 

I could deal with that.

 

If you're a bear, you mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.

He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

 

YUP... gonna be a bear!

 

I could go on and on about being a pig but ........................ I'll spare everyone 

Edited December 23, 20178 yr by reciprocity

I love piggies.....  

 Why Not Be Both  

 

I'm known around here as the Horney Toad...can't for the life of me knows why .....

Bears are bad motherfuckers!!

 

Im gonna be a hyena! Im gonna eat pig lover in the next life... you hear that piggy? You gonna be a snack in the next life :´)

Edited December 24, 20178 yr by MrTitwank

You nasty Titwank you....    Think I might just have to swat you too.....    

   

Doreen....  your whites frog looks just like two I used to care for... they were called fug and ugly... 

 

Are they bite marks ????....is that your blood ?????

Ooooooooooo....nooooooo.....I don't like !!!!!!

ROFLMAO>.......  yes, it's my blood.... but if you have ever sewn a dress or anything and stuck yourself with a needle???.... it's just like that... but from her, I knew she would do it at some point whenever I handled her...   she used to sort of sniff up and down a bit and then choose a spot, and just latch on....   lol.... but it did not really hurt. 

 

I'll try and find a pic of my 9 foot lad...   they are really gory...  of him chowing down on a rat.. and that show's how big there bite is....   it's half way down his throat before I even realised he was looking at me as if to say 'get out of my viv.. or you're next'....   lol