October 20, 20178 yr So I was at work, and it was a super stressful day. People being rude and annoying, drunk people being loud and obnoxious, customers breathing too loudly, ice being too cold, ect. Anywho, I was out in storage getting supplies for the bar and one of the cooks was out there smoking. And I was so irritated from earlier, and freaking out, and then DillHole is out there smoking,my brand even, how dare he??!! So I farted.... One of those silent but deadly ones.... And that's how I know this quit is for good.... When I'd rather smell my farts over cigarettes
October 20, 20178 yr Good for you IGT!! I was worried for you when I red the title. I'll bet the smoker just stayed put and finished his smoke despite your "contribution". I've yet to see a hard core smoker toss their poison because of difficult conditions.
October 20, 20178 yr Another benefit of quitting is that after a few months pass, your farts start smelling like roses. KTQ.
October 20, 20178 yr Author Another benefit of quitting is that after a few months pass, your farts start smelling like roses. KTQ. That's good, because lately I feel a priest needs to be called to bless whatever has died in my ass... They are pretty bad.....
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