Fat Tuesday ended

Silly probably hung over

Not catholic so

 

If I put tarter sauce on burger is that ok for Ash Wednesday

Giving up exercise for lent

Joined Methodist church. More formal than church of Christ I grew up in but light version of catholic wife grew up in.

We been going about six months and got caught so had to attend new members breakfast. They mailed us certificate saying we were members now. Don't know if I can use it at gate with Peter but made a copy in case I loose original

Say it's a break off of the Church of England. Glad, so I can understand what they are saying. Confused enough without having to learn a new language to get in

Mother is bible pounder. She is mad enough to spit fire. Like I joimed a cult. Mom they are just Methodist not Isis or snake charmer. Only difference so far is an organ player. Hope they don't play that rock n roll. She will have a heart attack.

haha, I used to go to a baptist church, they loved a tambourine there!!  Vicar played a sax! That freaked a lot of the oap crew right out :)

She says" blah blah blah. Your don't need a denominations ". Don't say anything in bible labeled anyone this or that...

 

So I argue back with song from vacation bible school where Jesus loves all the little children "red and yellow, black and white, they are all precious in his sight".

Come to think of it Archie bunker must have wrote that one,,,,

is in ok to tie up wife if she asks for it...churchwise... or do I have to ask for forgiveness there too

if St Patricks day falls during lent...does a Scotman still use the bar as sunscreen? or does he just wear his makeup at home that day?

why did God allow alcohol to the islanders? So they would give up on colonizing the world.

quote porkey pig (burrito in cartoons) 

 

 

that'zzz all folkzzz

Sorry - got bored after 3 posts ... I'm CATolic if that counts. :-)

Ash Wednesday is in fact today so at least for me No Meat is allowed in my house - you can eat a cow if you choose to

 

When St Paddy's Day falls on a Friday the Pope in the past has granted dispensation so Catholics can have corned beef 

 

And it is said that Alcohol was indeed invented so the Irish would not rule the world.

 

Slainte!!

Nope

 

 

...still fat. Pancakes were nice though.

 

Like Humbled I am of the Roman persuasion. 

 

So, to misquote Braveheart -

 

"I was talking to the Almighty. I'm OK, but he is pretty sure you are fecked......" 

turning yellow so higher on list, he likes me more than you white ones

 

red

yellow

black

white