May 23, 20188 yr I'm a lot heavier than my ideal weight. Got to be honest the last three or four years I've been about half a stone over and then I kind of lost a little bit of control over the winter.
May 23, 20188 yr 1. I only do metric, unless we talking height. 2. I know my times tables by heart up to 15s. 3. I know the current exchange rates for €, £ and us$ to the Aussie. Edited May 23, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
May 23, 20188 yr 2 is the lie, do you want me to have my go now? Because nobody knows their 13 times table, 13 is just a stupid number. Edited May 23, 20188 yr by Sslip
May 23, 20188 yr OK we have a winner, and an oh so humble one at that.... 1- true, prefer feet n inches for height but all the restvus metric cis the others are history subjects not math... 2- lie.. Although point of order, its a lie because I know my time tables by heart up to and including 13s...everyone in Mr O'Ds grade 6 St Joey's class learnt up to the 13s...and well they still in there. 3- True, check it twice a day for work and use it just as often. Edited May 23, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
May 23, 20188 yr 14 and 15 are much better in times tables than 13 ever is. Not sure what Mr O'D way playing at by stopping at 13.
May 23, 20188 yr 1. I'm not going for a run tonight 2. I'm not playing cricket tonight 3. I'm not going for a swim tonight
May 23, 20188 yr 13 tables are awesome.... figure he thought the fact he got a class full of bogan kids to learn anything was an achievement... besides the deal was learn ya 13 times tables and he'd teach us to make marionette puppets... no deal for 14 or 15s ... 3 is the lie.... hmmm.... 2 might be true cos you might have training but you said playing and playing is a game not training so 3 is the lie because you are going swimming tonight and you wont be delayed by not packing your kit cos of some silly numbers game.
May 24, 20188 yr 2 is the lie... In fact they were all true cos you were too busy dancing the night away?
May 24, 20188 yr @Wee fluffy me you are my hero. Not only did you dance the night away with me (you can really move by the way) but you also spotted the lie. 1 and 3 were lies no running or swimming last night. 2 was the lie, cricket it was.
May 24, 20188 yr ^^^ aaaww cheers slippy you tore up the dance floor yourself..Hahah..? I've not been told "you can really move by the way" since I won first prize at Zannies nightclub in 1987.. 3 rounds started with YMCA and finished with La bamba whilst I was dressed as a scarecrow and pished as a fart to boot..? Aaaahhhh the good old days ?
May 24, 20188 yr I played cricket in the nets, bowling for about 2 hours. Never said I played a game of cricket.
May 24, 20188 yr ^^ Um... that's not really playing cricket Slippy... that's a little bit tricky calling that playing cricket.... playing cricket is a game... havin a hit in the nets, or going for knock at trainin that wot you did... but playing of the cricket not so much... ... you tricked me with your creative use of English.. ?
May 24, 20188 yr No it is the way you chose to read it. If I play music in a band and then practice the triangle on my own, I'm still playing music.
May 25, 20188 yr Playing a triangle is never playing music, its what we get the special needs kids to do.
May 25, 20188 yr Haw you... I play a mean triangle and have won a trophy @notsmokinjo, do you want the other cheek to slap..?????
May 25, 20188 yr @Wee fluffy me is your specialness even in doubt, as Princess Fluffy decked all in purple astride your trusty unicorn stead we are all in awe if your specialness. So where's ya 2/1 Triangle champion of Scotland?
May 25, 20188 yr @notsmokinjo, you are taking it too far.. It sounds too far fetched, I never said I was the triangle champion of scotland.!! Okay give me 5 I'm thinking and it hurts peeps think the sun has shrinked my brain.. mmmmmmm do you think you can get sunburn on your brain?? Edited May 25, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me Lost an 's' along the way..!! ?
May 25, 20188 yr Okeydokeys then... 1.. I have swapped my daily sandwich at break time for a bowl of friggin bran flakes with a sliced bloody banana. 2.. I have only had 1 of thy blessed doughnuts this week. 3.. I had my first ever can of red bull "gives you wings"(energy juice) this week.
May 25, 20188 yr 3 is the lie, because why would you introduce huge amounts of sugar to your drinks when a doughnut would be better?
May 26, 20188 yr 2 is the lie because you have been awesome an had no doughnuts. (I wish 3 was the lie cos V and Mother and Monster and Red Bull are all so very very bad for you)
May 27, 20188 yr Sheesh... really sorry forgot to post this... Ooowwww winner winner Nandos chicken dinner... 1.. true, no more Katsu chicken wrap or mozzarella pasta(with salad) bran flakes and banana all the way ( I've never ate a bran flake before in my puff) 2.. lie.. I have not had a doughnut in almost 2 weeks now.. (yay go me) though I have had a cheeky wee cupcake (2 bites and it's gone kind though I milk it and take teeny weeny wee bits at a time and make it last my whole small coffee (yep downsized my coffee too) 3. True.. was sooooo shattered at work on Tues, in fact we all were (we have put it down to heat exhaustion, due to all this sunshine?) anyhoo the red bull didn't give me wings so wasted a quid..!! On 5/25/2018 at 8:54 PM, Sslip said: 3 is the lie, because why would you introduce huge amounts of sugar to your drinks when a doughnut would be better? This made me sooooo sad slippy cos I thought I was doing so well and I didn't even think about the sugar content in the bloody thing?? 23 hours ago, notsmokinjo said: 2 is the lie because you have been awesome an had no doughnuts. (I wish 3 was the lie cos V and Mother and Monster and Red Bull are all so very very bad for you) Jo, I know, I lecture kids and adults every day on the dangers of that bloody stuff, it was just that once, I promise. I tried it, it was sh*te.. ? And on a happier note.. It's over to you my dear @notsmokinjo P.S. Still got my now 12 day old krispy Kreme doughnut just sitting in its poke and it's still not mouldy..!!
May 27, 20188 yr ^^ How much crap are in those doughnuts that after 2 weeks its not mouldy... eergh... OK... (yes slippy I know I have a writing assignment but I need to calm my farm after my loss earlier this night to the cyber gremlins).... 1. I would rather swim laps in a pool than just chill. 2. I would rather swim in rough dangerous surf than at a nice, calm quiet beach. 3. I would rather swim in a river or lake than the ocean.
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