Phew... sheesh... ok have emL

 

1. I once ate every item on the Hungry Jacks (Burger King) menu for a dare

2. I wont get in the water at the beach if there is a lot of seaweed/kelp

3. I once burnt a book because i thought it was cursed

Okay, should be asleep, but that particular gift is eluding me right now.

 

1. I reckon that is something you could be dared to do, I'd certainly go for it, but managing it all has to be a tough gig.

2. I get that it's not good having that tangling feeling, but with your swimming experience not sure.

3. Burning a book, yep. Because you believed it was cursed, really?

 

Sheesh, this is a bugger. 

 

On the basis that there's 20 or more burgers on the menu, I'm going for 1 as the lie.

Oowwww.. 

1..  Mmmmmmmmmm

 

2... gawd I hate it (fear of pulling me under)

 

3.. yep been there done that... (in my younger day I might add, much more sensible now..?.)

 

Yep I'd go with slippy and say 1 bit I can't so ok I'll move to the next one down...

 

2 it's 2 I say.. ????

 

(Geez the sun is splitting the trees this morn and I've not brought my sunglasses.. Sore head on cards soon then !!)

OK we have a winner.....

 

1. Lie... I was dared, I did try but i just couldn't do it.. I did however get further than anyone else in my year level...

2. True.... I'm used to decent beaches, a bit of seaweed, sea grass I can handle but when its like a carpet on the floor of the sea or there is heaps of floaty sh1t I'm outa there... most beaches i go to don't have shark cages and are on the ocean not in the bay so things brushing against my legs freak me right the fruck out.

3. True.... and I bought this book (I can't even remember what it was called) at the book exchange at the laundromat. .. so i could read while I waited... so anyway this book was about a terror attack where a plane got shot down over London and landed on a train station... 1 week late was September 11. So I didn't think much about it and and chucked the book in one of the book cases at my parentals which everyone uses like a library... so a bit over a year later I was sittiing at my parents bored by the conversation and grabbed a booked to read and it was the same book... less than a fortnight later the Bali Bombing... so I threw it in the bin the next time I was at the parentals. Sooo nek minit, its 2005 and I'm pregnant with the kid,and things are lookin dicey so I was on bed rest and the stakes were high, so i went to stay at the parentals... anywhoo... i don't do bedrest well and was ready like a nutta when dad gave me that book to read.. apparently mum had taken it out of the bin and it had been lying around the house... so thinking i was silly to thing the book was cursed or something I read the book cos i was sooooo bored... so read the book then that night, the tube bombing happened so I burnt the bloody book.

 

Have at it @Sslip

Okay so clothing and colours

 

1. My favourite work shirt is pink

2. My favourite boxers are pink

3. My favourite T-Shirt is pink

But are you sure their not brown... its cos real men wear pink isn't it...

 

UMMMMMMMM............

 

2. is the lie cos real men might wear pink but they don't wear boxers because (as my brother found out) you can't wear a box with boxers.

3 is the lie because it's always last ...?

whats on ya favourite t shirt?... if it is pink I bet its not Pearl Jam or Nirvana

14 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Okay so clothing and colours

 

1. My favourite work shirt is pink

2. My favourite boxers are pink

3. My favourite T-Shirt is pink

 

 

So of you're fav colour is pink,  why is your circle purple..?????????????

So Fluffy... you see purple too... whispers and jilly spent half the arvo convincing me its pink... if you... the queen of purple are saying its purple then its frickin purple.

With no further ado @Wee fluffy me has it.

 

1. True. Yes in a sea of white and pale blue and pretty much nothing else to brighten the office, pink shirts or dodgy ties are the only way to go.

2. True. And nice of you to worry about the box Jo, but the shock doctor takes care of that.

3. Lie. Favourite T-Shirt is orange, with a nod to World Cup '74 and Johan Cruyff.

Yep see purple my end..  I own every shade of purple and seriously don't do pink.. doesn't float my boat...?

 

Now let me think for a wee bit....

1.. I have a buttons Easter egg left..

 

2.. I have had a krispy Kreme salted caramel doughnut and coffee each day for the last 3 days..

 

3.. Yesterday I made a lasagne for tonights dinner and now the sun is splitting the trees..

 

 

 

 

1 is the lie, come on you've eaten all 79 easter eggs that you had! Although if you did have an easter egg left it would be the buttons one.

I can wait..........................................

I think 2 is true, so the lie is 3

 

Me answer is 3

Oh fur gawd sàke.... geez oh I'm trying to lose my 2nd and 3rd belly do you really think I would have a salted caramel doughnut 3 days in a row.. ??

 

1  True.. I have 1 buttons egg left and 1 Malteser (my boss gave me it, he has no taste cos the chocolate is poo) and 1 oreo egg left (hope the egg itself Is untainted as i luv a Cadbury egg)

 

2 lie.. normally I only have it one day a week as a wee treat but had a testing week so only had it twice did get it on 3rd day but just drank the coffee and let the kids fight it out for the doughnut.!!

 

3. True.. I made a bloody lasagne on Wed and yep Thurs sun was splitting the trees and nobody wanted it...!!

 

 

Now I need some time to think...?

Edited April 21, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

Ok in honour of my newly found thingybobs, I have done 2 of these things this past week..

 

1..?‍♀️

 

2.?

 

3.. ?‍♀️

1 is the lie

2 is the lie/

Whoop whoop we have a winner, winner chicken dinner (though she had porridge for dinner cos she had a mooin  coo for lunch so she couldn't have chicken for dinner like she was meant to) 

 

1.. True... lopped most of it off 

 

2.. False.. but fancy a wee bit of varnish so might tart me nails up this week..

 

3.. True as I walk 1 1/2 miles to work and on Fri I didn't need a jacket as we had our first of many heatwave.. Hahahahahahahahahahahhahaha?????????????‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️?‍♀️

 

 

(is it wrong that it feels good to say ).... Hahahahaha Sit down @Sslippy cos @notsmokinjos got the floor this time?

Edited April 22, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
Because lobbed was lopped and fart was tart cos me smart phone is thick as sh*te

oh its me... um just checking this is 2/1 not 1/2... ok finding a lie...

 

1. I started cried yesterday morning at the dawn service during the Our Father.

2. I cried yesterday watching you tube videos about dodgy aussie songs from the 30s and 40s that aren't even sad.

3. I cried yesterday laughing at something I read on the QT

Edited April 25, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

2 is the lie ..

why ?

Because 2 is the magic number...

 the animals went in the ark 2 by 2, it takes 2 to tango, we have 2 Pac(not 1 but 2) and I had 2 lunches... ??

I hope it's not the lie, but 3.