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  • notsmokinjo
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    Virginity.... but at least chicks get to keep the box it came in.

  • Wee fluffy me
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    Hot hot hot chillies...   Cos the lack of a serious toilet could get a bit messy...??

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    notsmokinjo

    @Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?   White.... and here's a picture of a polar bear having relations with an albino horse in the snow:          

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(There Were) Ten In The Bed

 

Taught me the little ones are manipulative sods. 

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Switcheroo.... Switcheroo.... Sundee Slang Spectacualar...

 

 

Under the weather ... to be sick.

Vicky...

 

Did he jist gie you the Vicky..?

 

Did he just stick his two fingers up at you.. (not to be confused with the "peace man" sign?)

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X = 2..

 

Twofa (two-far) - means two for one.... as in Bunnings is havin a sale an its a twofa.... Bunnings is having a sale and its a two for one deal.  (buy one get one free)

 

Yaldie = excitement, giving it your all

 

Wee Nel was geein it pure yaldie on the dance floor at the disco last night..

 

Little Nel was dancing with much gusto and excitement and giving it all she had on the dance floor at the discoteque last night.

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Zip ya lip  or zip ya gob = Shut up

 

Woodya just zip ya lip

 

Would you please be quiet (stop arguing)

 

 

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Argy-bargy - bit of a scuffle or argument

 

There wiz a bit o argy bargy on the dance floor - some prat elbowed me on the dance floor

Bowfin = stinking, rotten, disgusting, rancid ..

 

Am no eat in that it's pure bowfin ..

 

I am not eating that it is extremely pungent in a dead dog kind of way..

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Carn - come on... as in a sporting cheer.

 

Carn the Sainta's ..... come on Saint Kilda.

Dour - miserable 

 

1.Och would you look at the dour coupon on her..

 

 Oh would you look at the miserable face on her.

 

2. It's a right dour yin the day.

 

It's a really miserable day today.

 

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SWITCHEROO....SWITCHER.... the new topic is BIRTHDAYS.... so everything and anything birthdays....

 

Embossed Invitation

Fire extinguisher (need one to put out the candles these days :) )

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WELL because its not a party without this stuff I'm claiming a two up Tuesday....

 

Fairy Bread ... the greatest Aussie Party food like, ever.

 

 

Oh, Jillar has fizchicked in a G....

 

Gifts... everyone needs birthday pressies, even if it is just sock, chocs 'n' jocks that make up my mum's gift giving.

 

oh... look at that... H is free.....

 

Honey Joys.... honey, cornflaking party goodness.... the 4th thing you look for as a kid on the sweets table to know your at a classy party.

 

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^^^ ooh, look at you with your posh Ayrshire ways. Cocktails at your party. 

 

Jellies

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^^^ stripy ones are a sign of a classy party... those kids mums really love them.

 

Kit Kat Hot tub Cakes..

 

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Switcheroo... switcheroo..... Songs You Love To Hate

 

Mambo No  5 .... Lou Vega

 

(cos I don't like it but I can't help singing along)

 

 

Nightshift - Commodores

 

Can't explain it, don't know why, but just no.

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Operator - Manhattan Transfer

 

OMG ..... frickin ear worm every frickin time.... just did it now by typing the name.

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