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    Virginity.... but at least chicks get to keep the box it came in.

  • Wee fluffy me
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    Hot hot hot chillies...   Cos the lack of a serious toilet could get a bit messy...??

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    @Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?   White.... and here's a picture of a polar bear having relations with an albino horse in the snow:          

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Ocker... (och-er)..... a noun and an adjective... similar to a bogan but a bit more of a larrikin... basically an Aussie who speaks and acts in an uncultured manner, using a broad Australian accent (or Strine)  ocker would usually be applied to a male over a female.

Petit Fours

 

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And we are including Queen Elizabeth cake just because.

 

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^^ noticed the lack of a fizchick dial in... tsk tsk tsk....

 

Ripper - (Rip-par .... but no rolling of the r, it needs to be so short its almost not there.. more and 'ah' but with a soft r) .... and adjective and a noun, cos we roll that way... basically it is something that is really good, usually congratulatory .... so for example, your team may kick a goal and you would yell "You little ripper" and that would be directed to the player who kicked the goal or you could say... "Wot a ripper" ... which would be how you described the goal itself.... or you could say "didya see keyfees goal, it was a bloody ripper" (Did you see Keith's goal, it was exceptionally good) ... the addition of bloody as a prefix increases the awesomeness of the thing that is ripper by the power of 4.

 

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As we are finishing up the cakes

 

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Ta - Informal thank you.

Ta much - More heartfelt thank you, as in Thank you very much... may also us Ta Muchly

Ta-Ta - Goodbye.... either as a condescending brush off.. as in with an effected toffy accent and a finger wave or with kids.

Ta-ta for now.... see you later.

Ta-tas .... tits

 

 

I don't have a V  but just wanted to say 

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

Ta = Tar ... with with a long, soft unrolled r.

 

What's a long unrolled R when it's at home..??

 

Aaawww I missed the cake bit.. I've been run off my feet this week and up to my eyeballs in birthdays..!!

 

10 hours ago, Sslip said:

And we are including Queen Elizabeth cake just because.

 

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Never seen that before, looks a bit bland.. wouldnae bring a smile ta yer face same as her...?

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33 minutes ago, Wee fluffy me said:

What's a long unrolled R when it's at home..??

The opposite of a Scottish R.... sort of aaahhh with a tiny bit of an r on it.... no rolling or throaty hocking :D

 

Vaginamite - a derrogatory term for Vegemite... it goes hand in hand with Penis Butter ... peanut butter.

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Don't have an X and can't remember the rule, something to do with 1 2 3.. !!

 

3 mini unicorn doughnuts ?

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Switcheroo.... a day and a half late.... so will come back to the topic it was going to be and jump in early with the topic for 22 June..... (cos that's what it is here) ..... Things That Make You Smile....

 

Zoos ... love the Zoo... always smile at the zoo.

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Boobies.... with their crazy dancing, and there bright blue feet, whats not to love.

^^^ boobies make me smile as well jo

 

Comedy 

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Dope. ?

^^ Fizchick posting from our lovely bunny

 

(aren't I nice... I was going to say Dicks... Dick van Dyke, Dick Emery, Dick Gautier....)

 

Endless Summer

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Giraffes cos they were my Grandma's favourite and when I see them I remember her smiling face when she got to hand feed them for her 88th birthday.

Jelly, cos sometimes you should just be a big kid again :)

 

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^^Stripey jelly is best... now I want jelly but I only have lime in the pantry and I like Port Wine the best....

 

Kanagroos.... they so funny.

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