Sh¡tfaced - really drunk

 

Mate didya catch frickin Kevo last night he was so sh¡tfaced.

 

Did you happen to see Kevin last night and notice how inebriated he was?

Edited April 15, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

Rammy =  fight 

 

 

There wis a stair heid rammy.. 

 

There was a fight at the top of the stairs 

@notsmokinjo is S after R in your alphabet ??

Technicolour Yawn = Throw Up = Vomit

I was gunna do ranga too...but it dropped out and in I figured you already hit r... Now we 2 Esses

 

Screamer - a really good mark 

 

When a footballer marks (catches) the ball over the head of another player.

 

Okay trying to stop this from being the random letter game now. Bloody U is proving challenging, so going to reverse it this time.

 

Ugly in the extreme = Fugly   as in

 

Jesus, that baby is fugly!

 

Not to be said to doting family.

^^^^ works for me.

 

Veg - to do nothing important .... On Sundees I like to veg infront of the telly.  (On Sunday's I like to sit in front of the television and do nothing, just relax)

Wallies - false teeth (a is pronounces as a for apple) 

 

C'mon let me hear you all say it .....

wallies

 

Granny where did yi put yer wallies 

 

 

 

xmas - cos some people are just too lazy to write christmas

Yonks = ages ago

 

Oh how yi dain? a've no seen yi fur pure yonks

 

Oh how are you doing? I have not seen you in ever such a long time.

 

 

Going to call no other slang I know of beginning Y and Z that we've not already posted.

 

Arse Over Tit = Fall over in a dramatic way.

 

I was running after the ball, stumbled and went arse over tit.

Blootered = leggless, pished, drunk

Call for Ruth = vomit, literally from the retching sound you make with your head down the bog. 

Dinger = going mental

 

Yi better hide, that's maws best cup you broke she's gonna da her dinger

 

I'm sure I no longer need to translate as you are all fluent in weegie by now..?

Edited April 15, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

8 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Call for Ruth = vomit, literally from the retching sound you make with your head down the bog. 

 

We say Callin Bruce.... for the same reason, its the sound ya make when ya prayin to the porcelain gods.... so clearly even our chunder has an accent.

Offering a retrospective Z...

 

Zipper snake.... a term for penis.

E...

 

Egg ... "your an Egg" ... stop being an Egg ... its a kiwi insult... sorta like idiot... if you watch the movie Boy you will see all the fun ways you can use this word.

Fankle (not slang it's a proper Scots word but I love it so much so I'm using it ?)

 

You're in a right fankle there ....or Calm doon don't get your knickers in a fankle..

Gads - minging, not nice

Hangry - when ya so hungry your angry...

Irvine Welsh 

Jake - hes a pure jake means hes tight or a tramp

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini

Love and Other Near Death Experiences - Mil Millington

The Magic Faraway Tree - Enid Blyton