Violet

 

@Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?

 

White.... and here's a picture of a polar bear having relations with an albino horse in the snow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited April 14, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo

^^^ They are going to need so much kleenex to clear that mess up

 

Xanadu (yes really)

 

Edited April 14, 20188 yr by Sslip

4 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

@Wee fluffy me please tell me that's one of your pets?

 

Not yet but my weeist pooch is looking good for it ???

 

 

Zaffre

 

 

 

Amber

 

Burgundy 

Canary Yellow, courtesy of, well a canary

 

 

Just notices we've switched back to our Sunday slang which I'm chuffed about.

 

Chuffed = Pleased

Edited April 14, 20188 yr by Sslip

drongo - a fool or idiot

Eejit - a fool or idiot

Franga - a condom

Gertcha = Get out of it/here or no chance

Hungahs - Hungry, as in needing a feed or being a ball hog in a game.

In the sack with = to be in bed with someone

jacked off - 1) to be p1ssed off / annoyed,  2) to have self satisfied (he jacked off)

Edited April 15, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
multiple meanings...those damn Aussies

Keek =  look

 

E.g. Gies a wee keek at it anaw =  Give me a little look at it as well?

 

legit - (le-jit)  to be real, legitimate.

 

"yeah but is it legit" ... Is it the real thing?

 

Monkey - £500 (money)

Nippin = annoying  

 

Away yi go, yer nippin ma held.. 

Away you go you are annoying my head.

 

Nippin = going out with, kissing

 

A didna know they two were nippin..

I didn't know those two were going out..

 

Gonna Gies a nip

Give me a kiss..

 

Not sure it's used by anybody under the age of 40 anymore.. hahaha

On The Lash = A heavy drinking session

^^^^ Haha I love it, I've no heard that in sooooo many years, since I moved back up the road?

P¡ssa (p¡ss-ahh) - to be funny.

 

Did ya see Jo gone a cropper, it was a frickin p¡ssa?

(Did you so Jo fall over, it was ever so funny?)

Piss up = same as above ?

 

Ooopps ladies first....

Edited April 15, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me

P¡ssa (p¡ss-ahh) - to be funny.

 

Did ya see Jo gone a cropper, it was a frickin p¡ssa?

(Did you so Jo fall over, it was ever so funny?)

I'm a Jo sandwich...?

Quack = Doctor