Sonic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGMOD3rVsK8A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "Why is your head so small?" He replies, "I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I had sex with all of them. Their leader, who was the most beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish, so I asked her to have sex with me. She said she would grant me anything but that, so I said, "Would a little head be out of the question?"Is that Windex in your pants? Because I can sure see myself in them.A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Suddenly he hears someone say, "Hey, nice tie!" The man looks up to try to find out who said it, but no one was around. "Hey! Nice shirt!" The man looks up again, but there's nobody there. "Hey! Nice suit!" The man then calls the bartender over and asks him if he keeps talking to him. The bartender replies, "It's not me; it's the complimentary peanuts."Who is this REZ you speak of?CongratsSo proud-7 Morning S- How was your weekendRemember that thing about keeping the chicks interested in playing
