WeegieWoman

Can you believe ive lime green shorts and a pink vest on right now?

My pal wears brown and i mean what is brown, brown is the colour of crap (Maiden name brown hate my dad gal)

Do you wear brown clothes too jo?

Hi lml. Hope u are ok and you have been very wise pre empting this. You will either suceed or fail. No half measures. And i know you will suceed. Maybe im just a big hippy and always expect the best but you will do this. And getting through the early days. Is what builds a real strong quit. Please share with us what happened xxx

Do you have brown sheets too?

Sheets just need to be washed after sex dont they?

Joe im so happy to see you here in my fav game. Jo has the scone not scone?

You are like my mother, do you do the head motion too when you tell it?

Ok, what is the fastest cake in the world?

I need another brit to back up the daft british humour, are none awake?

You gottit of course bunny, a carrot is orange and sounds like a parrot ???

Im not going to ask what is brown and sticky?

You must know this one jillar?

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Ive two cats kitten and cookie??. Packing should be easy ive looked out the case. See if you are the most laid back jo do you have hairy armpits?

3.30pm and still not packed, could i be the most laid back here?

Are you a unicorn?

Is this cookie the dog?

Are we not 70% water?

How can you be so sure with your percentages?

Are you trying to liken us to meat like they say 100% scotch beef?

Are the Americans like the Australians then?

Are you not american?

Can you stand on some yellow pages?

Which would you prefer?