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5 ... bedtime Jo, don't punish yourself

5 ... abandoned by fluffy going off to see what the weans are doing

4 ... there's no need to rush is there, savour the moment

3 ... Jo your eyes are getting heavy

2 ... Jo, pork chop is looking for you, he can't find his pig.

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-1 ... Fluffy the weans need you, it's really important

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00 ... lawks a lordy the chicks are ferocious today!

2 ... fluffy did you find the offending post?

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1 ... Fluffy it is about 4 or 5 pages back, I don't really want to rake it up again.

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Not that I recall, suppose that must just be my memory? ?

-3 ... they're giving away free carrots to all fluffy bunnies in your neck of the woods fluffy, you should hop down to your local greengrocer!

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-5 ... how is the fair state of California today?

Isn't that my birthday?

-5 ... thought you weren't talking to me for a while there @jillar

^^^ Well now you've replied I've just noticed I've made a complete pig's ear of it (no offense Reci) and stuffed two lies in there. Back to the drawing board ? For what it's worth. 1. Is a lie. I've put on 16 pounds not 28 ? 2. Is a lie. There is not a chance I'm leaving the cakes alone at tea (I'll go head to head with you anytime on the sweet tooth thing Fluffy - to the winner a diabetic coma) 3. Is true.