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Year I found out what my special purpose was for

This is Internet bs

One. Sticks loosing ground yesterday

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9(9)+1

https://youtu.be/VcDy8HEg1QY

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

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Exactly why I gave my stuff to the kids this summer. Now I don't even have to wash hands after holding the worm. I know what's next with this group

Yes. Who drives the

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Why do my clothes keep shrinking?

Women?

10. I got you babe playing on clock radio

I would ride the other way and skip mousetown . Way too much to take wife along but one good back up man....no time for the ladies or drinking either. When I started working it was six shooter revolvers so I know the speed load drills, shot guns are my favorite and lever rifles since I was 16. The horse could be tricky but the camping or scouting I could like

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10. Kind of stuck

What with the new drug advertisement with a blind man walking with a dog? They say if your totally blind you might need this drug? If your totally blind, how do you see the man and dog? The name of the drug and all the little words that warn about side effects?

Wouldn't matter. Still don't shit in a box like the other thing

10. Chickidoos

Was that Paul?

Why is it called a big announcement when a chick gets knocked up? We all know your a bunch of horney toads that hump and forget the pull out method is really just a trick. Not calling anyone here a slut. Just saying bed springs and car shocks need replaced not because the man takes a long time.

I will be too confused if it is moving different time sequences. That family in the Woods is something to watch. I don't believe it's his old family as a child.

If Indians had given the pilgrims a donkey Would be have a piece of ass instead of turkey tomorrow?