April 25, 201412 yr Craving: Hey, what's the harm of smoking one cigarette?Me: Would that make you feel better?Craving: Yes, oh please, just one.Me: Let me see, I can go to the store around the corner and pick up a pack right now.Craving: Now you're talking, do you need any help finding your wallet and keys?Me: Wait a minute, why are you in such a hurry?Craving: I'm hungry and you promised to make me feel better.Me: When did I make a promise to you?Craving: Are you calling me a liar?Me: If the shoe fits.Craving: I'm sorry, I may have stretched the truth a little.Me: I'll say, now what were we talking about?Craving: I think you were going to the store, right?Me: Right, I was going to the store to buy YOU a pack of cigarettes so YOU would feel better.Craving: Thank you, I'd like a pack of Camel Filters and a new lighter.Me: And what's in it for ME?Craving: That's not my problem, can we go now?Me: Sorry, we have been talking about this far too long and I have better things to do than make you happy so go f**k yourself! Craving: I will not be addressed in that tone! Me: Sorry, but that's not my problem.
April 25, 201412 yr The Sarge: What "craving" - who is that?[1] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE: [1] Ignore him, folks. He goes away. The Sarge promises this.
April 25, 201412 yr Author The Sarge: What "craving" - who is that?[1] Easy Peasy FOOTNOTE: [1] Ignore him, folks. He goes away. The Sarge promises this. I envy you.
April 25, 201412 yr I envy you. The only difference between The TAC and The Sarge is time. Time ... Easy Peasy
April 25, 201412 yr I don't have those conversations anymore! It's more like Craving: I want...(rude interruption by me) "shut up"
April 25, 201412 yr Just as a comment, when I hit six months, right after, I had a flood of cravings, very hard. I thought WTF? This went on for about a month. Not sure if it was the seasons changing or what but it was hard. I felt a craving for cigs/sugar/whoknows that I really had to put down several times a day. Now this is over.
April 26, 201412 yr I don't have those conversations anymore! It's more like Craving: I want...(rude interruption by me) "shut up" This is me! Craving: "Hey Lea..." Me: "Zip it!"
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